Pamplemousse

I can only imagine the sort of meltdown on KUMB at the moment, West Ham losing 2-0 at West Brom

Rickie Lambert v Leeds is on Sky atm 0-0

Never heard the name Martin Semmens before. Seems like he's the founder of something called Elvis Communications.

Liverpool lost to Burnley though, they're still vulnerable.

I wish Henderson would do that for England

Chelsea looked poor last week and it's the same tonight

The one who just scored

I really really hate that pr!ck

Struggling to decide which team I hate more. Settled on wanting Chelsea to win.

Shame she's a Man Utd supporter though

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portsmouth_F.C._in_European_football https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southampton_F.C._in_European_football Seeing as they love to bang on about history, they really should be embarrassed by how long our article is in comparison to theirs.

Any photos or videos of said fans?

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/14748455.Danny_Butterfield_on_way_back_to_Saints/?ref=rss Echo article says he'll be the assistant manager of the U18s I wonder if Kelvin Davis had any say in the appointment

The Saints Foundation might auction some off in the future, that might be one way of getting hold of one.

Who's Nichola?

7/10 I honestly would not have got Number 1 without the options.

Charlie Austin in the post-match interview, talking about the penalty incident with Tadic, admitted that he was 'a bit silly'

Highlights on ITV NOW!

Highlights now on ITV. The opening game, obviously, is the Man Utd match, so we'll be on after that I imagine.

Trevor, a Gillingham fan, makes a valid point on twitter Our old friend Neil Allen disagrees though...

Bertrand as well surely?

We're top of the group, we're top of the grooupppppp, we are Southampton, we're top of the group

Hopefully a victory on Sunday and we can stop having meltdowns

Heisenberg's troll post about Sparta Prague actually was spot on.

I personally think we should've named a stronger team but I can understand why Puel has done it. Every little thing is a crisis with our bed wetting fan base at the moment