Pamplemousse

I was the one 'oo discovered Austin at QPR, surely I deserve a cut of the transfer fee. In £50 notes and a brown envelope, cheers mush

And to think just two games ago we were discussing Champions League again

Still in 7th but Chelsea just 1 point behind us now

Awful performance

Deserved nothing. Clasie must start in the next game.

I'm having serious doubts about your ability to troll. You must do better, you're far too obvious I'm afraid.

We clearly miss Clasie in midfield. Mané is a waste of space, £30M please and get rid in the summer

Let's be honest, very few of their players would even make our bench. This is a game we should be winning by at least 2 goals.

And right on cue, here's Batman...

No Clasie or Davis is interesting. Good to see Mané back

Over on POL they are having a go at Premier League clubs who don't pay Corporation Tax. You literally couldn't make it up

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/derby (derby or local derby) British - A sports match between two rival teams from the same area. Southampton v Pompey is a derby because we're from the same area (Hampshire)

Troll. 3/10 for effort.

We will win by more than one goal. Anything less than 6 points in this game and the next will be disappointing.

They're back up to joint top now.

Terrible second half performance. Pelle hasn't scored since November and I doubt he will before the end of the season. Get rid in the summer please. Anyway, a minor blip, we'll be back to winning ways against Bournemouth I am sure.

Pelle and Mane just awful. Like playing with 9 men when they came on.

Mané on in the second half and play on the counter attack. Against a tiring Cahill and Ivanovic it should be fun to watch.

Park the Bus time in the second half!

There will also be immense pressure by the EU to impose huge tariffs, in order to dissuade other countries from leaving the EU. In all honesty, nobody knows what the EU would do in such a situation, as it has never happened, but I don't want to give them an excuse to do so by us leaving. There's no point in us risking our economy, the safe and sensible option is to stay.

We import more from them then they import from us. They hold all the cards when it comes to trade.

UEFA don't help matters unfortunately. And the quarter finals end on the 12th and 13th April, so we won't know until then if Man City qualify. If they do, then the semi-final draw will be on the 15th April, and we would know for certain on which day Man City play. So we get just over 2 weeks' notice.

Then the EU would impose tariffs on us.

We could say no but then we wouldn't have access to the single market, which would hurt us economically. I don't know precisely what would happen as no country has left the EU.

Undemocratic? Yes. But there's no point cutting your nose off to spite your face.