Pamplemousse

£100M is funded by sales of their players, according to the papers!

All of this has come from the Everton end. They want to destabilise us clearly. Us losing to Palace and not getting European football would be in their best interests clearly.

Standard press move. Create rumour and drum up interest, ready for the press conference. We'll know the real answer tomorrow.

Hopefully we'll find out more info at the press conference tomorrow

They actually lost more games that season than we did

Skates now singing "and we sent the scummers down" errrr....

Pompey penalty...

We'll get to see these famed Championship-standard floodlights in the second half

Boos at half time? Surely some mistake

If Messi had scored that we'd all be going mental. What a goal that is.

GOALLLL!!!!! Woooohhooo

Paul Cook sent off!! Hahahaha

Just moments after they started singing Que sera sera

YESSS!! 1-1

Looks like that greasy spoon breakfast did the job

1-0 to the skates

Pompey have just signed an emergency goalkeeper from Bournemouth and he starts! Shame Tommy Forecast is no longer with us, I'm sure we could've offered him

Ex-scummer Danny Higginbotham doing the commentary for Sky. I'm sure that'll go down well with the locals.

+ Continuing to progress, albeit slowly. But progress is positive nonetheless. Not ending the season with a slump in form, actually ending it with our best performances of the season rather than fading away - When we play sh!t, we are well and truly sh!t Disappointing run in Europe

Good luck trying to keep Lukaku, Barkley, Stones et al. Wouldn't be surprised if Everton end up like Villa in a couple of seasons.

There's a thread on POL about the demise of Newcastle Pot, kettle...

West Ham at home?

Reading and Sheff Utd are badly run clubs, hence their lack of recent success, whoever the manager is. It's probably a blessing that he's out of that environment.

Man Utd v Bournemouth, Swansea v Man City and Stoke v West Ham live on Sky Sports

I'm assuming they will finish in 5th. Bournemouth at home should be a comfortable home win.