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Caleta-Car woahhh Caleta-Car wooahh We signed him from Marseille He fucking hates Pompey

Trying to figure out how to pronounce his name Think it's something like Doo-yeah Chal-eta-Tsar

We might be in for Alexander Djiku from Strasbourg https://twitter.com/FabriceHawkins/status/1565272474421542912?s=20&t=SD-x4zltBWjwzs4gem7l9Q

I did read somewhere that he was going to sign a new contract with PSV

That Rik guy on Twitter has said Gakpo is staying at PSV Don't they need the money though?

Any flight tracker updates?

Yeah Twitter is very, very annoying at the moment. Some of our fans need to grow up

0-0 against Bournemouth... Fans on Twitter not happy at all. I reckon this could play out same way against Leicester with lots of booing in the home end if we can force a result

Why would they go out there in person? Surely everything is done on the phone

I reckon us winning yesterday helped. Shows (hopefully) that we won't be in a relegation battle

Eel giants will get our friends from the east very excited

MLG is still lurking, still reacting to posts

Not often am I ITK on transfer rumours, but here's a snippet I'm hearing MLG is having a medical at one of the moderator's homes as we speak

Liverpool from us 2014?

We'll see how they play tonight against the worst team in the league but think this will be a tough one for us. Molineux comfortably the best home atmosphere from an away perspective last season, Wolves fans always noisy.

Yup agreed 100%

I'm nervous if we're 3-0 up in injury time

No ABK is concerning. And if Lyanco's in, Bedders is definitely off

Not legit I'm afraid, just checked his account and nothing on there

Hmmmm Let's see what happens tonight and whether their "response teams" are more available than on Saturday

London. Fairly easy to get to most games. Lots of London teams this year in the league is very handy

Just shows you what a remarkable job Ralph has done over the last couple of seasons

For as long as I live I don't think I'll ever get over that transfer. Still annoys me to this day, we should've sacked Pellegrino, not bloody allowed him to handpick a striker!

Mainly to opposition fans. To be fair, it is very funny to witness

I can't be the only one thinking all these links are coming out to show "at least we tried" when we don't sign anyone