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My first reaction was "cool that's f**king awesome".....in the same way that special effects look good in films. That was my age though, and I did soon realise it wasn't "cool". That said, it was a tragedy but I don't pretend to care about it more than I actually do.

In all seriousness, yes, about 3 games. If we don't win any of the next 3 there WILL be people who want him sacked. This is due to "football fan mongness"

James? LLOYD JAMES? PMSL.

hE'S IN mY BED, SExING ME uP

"f**k me I'm so s**t I can't even get in to a team in the bottom four of the English third division"....I would have thought.

To be fair, "chav" is a movement that will be spoke about in many years to come. The term may now be broadly used but it was a movement that's already dying off (burberry, nike tn hats, tracksuit bottoms in socks etc...) Plus, right now emo's seem to be in their prime, and all the kids that listen to indie music all tend to look the same.

Our third choice left back was a starter for Adkins when he got promoted from this league. The squad is good enough. Still positive.

I bet the Bompey fans now think is messiah x 2 right? bless 'em.

How is this related to the Martin O'Neill becoming our manager ffs?!!

I once gagged a wrist slitter.

Hang on, are people starting to seriously think that O'Neil might be our next manager? PMSL.

Illingsworth doesn't claim to be the voice of vans, HOWEVER, he is extremely proud of being the person the media ring up and thinks he's more important than he is.

Jason Dodd.

Just heard who it is. Not a bad appointment really. Anyone for a pm?

No one cares.

i like fanneh. that is all xxx

Just got an email from Kleber Chala who still has close ties to the club. He reckons one of the cleaners at St Marys told him Craig David is being interviewed for the post.

Cortese - "So, tella me all you knowa about Rotheram's players" MON - "Ermmmm, I'm more used to the top half of the premier league to be honest" Cortese - "Get outta my facea!"

My mate works at a florist in Southampton. He's just seen Joe Kinnear walk past.

Nick Griffin spotted in the St Denys area. Make of this what you will.

Dunno how anyone could put Guly in the team! I would go with: ...........................Davis .........Butterfield Martin Fonte Harding ......................Schneiderlin.............. Chamberlaine Hammond Puncheon Dickson ..........................Lambert............

I would be amazed how everyone is creaming themselves, just because it's a "big name".

Southampton V Brighton/Cherries at Old Trafford then.

1) Win the league 2) Don't do drugs, mmm'kay 3) Don't have sex, or you will get chlamydia, and die

I know someone who works with crocodiles in Australia. He informed me that crocodiles bite sometimes. Make of this what you will.