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PM, give one to me, now.

Talking of poo... I'd eat hers.

Have you ever watched him?

What a f*****g Legend! I'm getting myself one, I'm in need of some w@nk material.

Leicester seem a bit quiet on Maynard, the only Striker I have heard talk of with regards to Leicester is Long. Which... Well, if we go for Long that really would show that money is available.

I felt sorry for you and wanted to make you feel like you meant something to someone. What's even weirder is, I have fallen for you and just can't help but stalk your every virtual move. One day, I will make you like me.

You missed yourself out?

Until you bow down and obey my orders... No.

Your in. When you hit Join I then have to confirm it. Each day I have about 30 requests which is why I only accept those that have their username as their team name, hense my next post.

Talk of the devil, I was about to do my list...

OUCH! You b*tch.

I thought he was One of very few on the pitch who managed to look ok. He had some lovely touches, always moving, always giving options and for a small lad he certainly puts himself about. I was pleasantly surprised. As for Seidi... Was he pineapple head?

Good little watch. Forepast was awful, Forte is about as much use as a chocolate fireguard up top on his own, he missed an absolute sitter when 1 on 1 in the first 10 minutes and Holmes struggled to make an impression. Dickson & Isgrove both looked good though. Have never managed to remember is name but the brick Shíthouse centre back looks like good material. No player was going to shine tonight as Eastleigh were bang up for it and were highly physical but good to get a glimpse of our youngsters mixing with Fringe Players. Amazing what difference Jack Dovey made in goal, the whole of defence looked so much more composed.

19:45 k/o?

Cork & 3-1 Win.

Close this thread and ban the OP. FFS.

I never thought I would come across anyone else this f*****g stupid. On a lads holiday in Sh*galuf, mine & my mates room had patio doors leading out to the pool so all the other lads are sat round our table playing silly drinking games. The forfeit was one of a selection of spirits done in the eye. I lost 3 on the bounce and after doing JD, some cheap Vodka and and doing a Tequila F*ck Up (down the tequila, snort the salt and squeeze the lemon in your eye) I spat my dummy good and proper. I picked up the bottle of Absinthe that was sat under the table and brought the bottle top over my eye. As I done so the hotel manager Miguel was doing his usual stroll around the pool (making sure us c*nts were keeping clear after hours) and he must have clocked the bright green bottle and realised what I was about to let myself in for because as I started to tip the bottle up I hear (in his brilliant spanish accent) "No, No, No, No, No......! You f*cking English Idiot! No, No, No, Nooooooo! Idiot! You F*cking English Idiot!" If I said the feeling was what you would imagine acid being poured into your eye socket would feel like, I would be lying. For it is far, far worse. My eye was Red. Not bloodshot.... but Red. It was f*cked for around 2 or 3 weeks and I cannot stress enough... Never be so god damn bloody stupid. Leave the absinthe where it should be, in the bottle or in some f*cked up artist blood who fancies chopping his ear off.

This. FFS.

Are you one of these that gets completely over the top with homophobic abuse at the sign of a man hug? One of those that feels the need to act a big man?

Ron... Are you sure about this?

Cool Story Bro.

It's been 8 minutes. Anyone else worried about OP?

I obviously got off lightly. I think the fact I knew last season had finished and that a new one was due to start, I knew to look out for Season Ticket news. I then went down to the ticket office, parked straight across from the TO on the road, walked straight up to the window, handed over £465 then walked away having been told that my ST would be sent to me in the post within 2 weeks. It arrived, me happy. For those that had duff ones sent out, the TO will send them out in post to save hassle. It's only hard work for those that want to make it so. If you don't want to pay Car Park fee's, don't park in a Car Park that charges. Simples.

For the record, that was not aimed at you. Kn0bcheese.

Have loads of new applicants, none of which are usernames. So if you have a request pending then make yourself known on here.