saintscottofthenortham

I am writing this whilst curling one out. Want live commentary?

As Philip Lahm said after Germany mauled us in the World Cup; "The better team beats the better players."

FFS. draw 2-2 at Yeovil in a meaningless friendly and the wrist slitters are out.

Anyone recommend a decent Sat Nav? Don't wanna spend over £100. Seen the TomTom XL IQ Routes 2, which on Amazon is £99.99 but it has a few dodgy reviews. Any help would be much appreciated.

The missus showed me that site. Some seriously funny stuff.

It's up Saints player now, along with an interview with Jonna Quick. NA gives special mention to Bart - "Kelvin is a great servant to this club but believe you me, he has fantastic competition for that No.1 spot from Bart."

Blah. Blah. Blah.

Oh... 3 hours 40 minutes in. FFS.

where?

Goosebumps.

Surely someone on here has had their car valeted? FFS.

The Missus this morning asked me why I was looking at getting the Car Valeted when I don't look after it. Am I the only one seeing the irony in her statement?

bump.

Anyone know of a good car valeting service in Eastleigh or surrounding area's?

anyone know if this Earthshine lot are any good? Need a valet done quick sharp. Mobile or not.

I will, on one condition. You follow my orders and change your team name. Click, Click.

Ffs.

Is your name Nick?

The Annie's 'Gutbuster'. Mmmmmmmmm. Used to be a Friday morning ritual when I was on price a few years ago. Did struggle to graft after that though.

Just reserved 2 for the kids.

I have a car full now so shall be hitting the open road bright and early for this one.

Why would you have one patty of greasy mock sausage meat when you can have two? You lightweight. Sort yourself out and dot talk such utter tripe!

Can't beat a Double Sausage & Egg McMuffin Meal with a Latte. I have to have an extra Hash Brown though because I'm a fat spotty c*nt.

When Lee Barnard smashed home the winner against MK Franchise. I lost the plot, along with everyone around me. Took a full on blow to the nose amid the celebrations but didn't give a monkeys. Great moment. I couldn't make Brighton away, but was doing my Garden listening on the Radio, when Fonte headed home I went ape**** and could hear countless others around me doing exactly the same. Epic moment.

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