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Yes they all are

What other reason could there be for not starting a Carabao cup game?

You know this is a cup game right?

Bournemouth clearly selling Evanilson and Semenyo then

Spoken like a true fan

Loads of first team players get rested for early rounds at pretty much every club. Stephens must be on his way then

I’d rather not play 3 CBs as nothing so far to encourage although don’t overly give a shit if we can just start playing more cohesive football

I expect many of the same people who will moan about lineup have also declared they don’t give a shit about this game and competition

Still such a twat I see. Loves a play on words. Baffled when colleagues don’t guffaw when he greets them with a ‘Good Moaning’

Ha ha 2-2

Is Newcastle Brown Ale still a thing?

Trippier is a dirty little fucker

Aye, if I won £200m EuroMillions and someone offered me ‘Wh3lk1’ for £50 I’d tell them to fuck off

Embossed number plates. Ooooh it really makes your car stand out from the crowd

TBF to spend £800 million and build a shit one would have been some fuck up

Unbeaten run in the league continues

Will be great vibrant atmosphere in cultural quarter after the game today.

Yeah Saints crumbled and finally listen to Michael Dawson and reduced the asking price significantly. You need to believe that you scouse cunts

Giveaways? Wtf is he talking about

The rugby birds

They’d win something in their second season

Well negotiated boys

All done

I’m now eagerly awaiting his Katie Hopkins poem

Only ever going to be one poster to bump a Tommy Robinson thread