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She will have daddy issues if you never hug her

Brilliant And can be adapted to I believe we will lose at any point. Could even have stands contradicting each other.

I did that one but needs restating.

Wetting myself and not realising what I have done

Smacking isn’t hitting. What a trite comparison.

Just pretentious fckers like you. Hurts you I know but have your number sunshine.

First thing I do when I come home is smack the kids. Toughens them up

Was this a dream? You been on the sensi?

We need to be gentler We are red we are white John Westwood is not very bright. If wanting to be meaner .....JW meringues are not very light Or JW runs away from a fight

Ricky Villa’s FA Cup goal being closer to WW2 than to today.

Prison is too good for the racist bastard. That friendship was clearly all a ruse. Should share a cell with Danny Baker, Trudeau and Jeff

Peter Sissons passing away at 77

This is a really catchy tune that is easy to sing along. Fcking cool to have a Van song as well Needs some appropriate words but that’s the easy bit

Does everyone have to whistle at the end?

Ahh the good old days when our support was great and everyone posted how it couldn’t be bettered and they enjoyed it so much. When Tranmere brought 70 fans and the ground was rocking from start to finish. No one was overweight and everyone dressed smart too.

Even more reason they will go. Fans won’t have the Benitez loyalty and imagine games will get toxic.

Newcastle are going this season. Was it £40m for Joelinton? See why Ashley doesn’t want to spend if that is what they do with it

Liverpool can have a great atmosphere at Anfield sometimes but mostly flat - it s the supporters, events in game and mood that determines not just some seats which are mostly occupied by those who aren’t going to sing much, Although by all account Spurs had taken into account acoustics when designing

I don’t know how people expect a stadium to have an atmosphere? The ground was rocking when they first moved in there.

Better songs, better team, more booze.

Yeah like the resistance killed people just like them nazis. #bothsides

Impressed with Amstel only £4 a pint too. Reckon the corporate spurs fans behind must get loads of sh1t from more hostile away fans than us.

You like to black up at weekends

Sorry ticket gone now

Any takers?