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Must be first time I have ever been mentioned- have I arrived? Pap I think you have the stronger feelings regarding Fry. He is on your mind more I think. Don't get the Dyer link btw.

You know happiness sells and misery doesn't? If some ad guy came up with an alternative Eastenders dysfunctional family to sell he ain't going to be working long.

And alpine will post 'it's all down hill from here'

Long starting

Think we are all agreed on that. Such a shame after a promising start

They getting to ridiculous hyped proportions now however the Smiths John Lewis advert was superb.

I'm not sure whether to do all my cash on the group away games. Or wait for last 16, qtrs and semi. Final in Milan so don't want AC or Inter on the way.

Never heard any songs about us being sh1t at different atmospheric conditions. Is stating the bleeding obvious your forte? Although I thought must have been reflection from lenses but you have disproved this by highlighting it can't be the position of cameras. Oh simple we are playing better teams

Seek advice from this well rounded lot and do as as they say. Is your surname Morgan? if so it is a must. Otherwise I'd go for Victor - much stronger Or Graziano or Dusan - more exotic. Then again Leslie and Ralph are always up there at the top of popular names lists What if it is a girl? Nicola maybe although a little seventies

I am guessing he must have taken you apart many a time in the past with his beautiful writing style? My hero never loses.

It isn't though. Just a few crazies, one of whom does not have the ability to keep positive. I do wonder if they are equally unbalanced seeing conspiracies at every turn in other areas of their lives.

Does anyone care that much and think we will be weaker if we lose this guy? Never heard of him before the Staplewood open day articles. Sure there'll be some protege to step up. In Les we trust.

Not relevant but Lee Dixon's .......http://youtu.be/MpSo1aciPqU

Would welcome us pulling out although never going to happen. And also PL carrying on through Qatar and clubs not releasing players and just say fu ck em. Will be such a sh1t tournament anyway. Shame our hoolies couldn't go and kick the sh1t out of the ISIS backers

Quite. Just skimmed through and knew there would be a few saying well was it really rape. Sure the same people are gutted Dapper Laughs has been pulled

Has anyone done any real analysis on our TV win rate since back in PL Must be someone with time on their hands. 2.78 pts per game not on TV this season 0 pts when on TV

Such sense. Love your posts man

Assume aimed at me? A dig cos you are irrational and post nonsense. you expected 100% agreement? Don't tell me being down the running order on MOTD is a BBC plan make Koeman re-evaluate his position?

Delph massive miss for them as well. We can't lose!

Ron Vlaar has set down and looks injured, Stefan de Vrij set to come on. Aston Villa fans won't be best pleased. Shame

Lol. Do you see the media as one collective with the same opinion? How many positive pieces do you need? Media so in love with Arsenal and Liverpool at the mo. Should be an enquiry as to why there have been no articles criticising them.

He might have to mysteriously disappear. Once that is out we are ****ed.

1/9 to be here on Feb 4th

Not direct smugness but Sky showed Clyne's tackling stats. Highest in PL. Also Schneiderlin and Wanyama in Top 6 or so. We have the hardest working players.

He's not though and that is not the point of the piece.