Lighthouse

Martin Brundle’s grid walk. It used to be quite interesting and amusing, now the producers have clearly told him to go and talk to self obsessed cretins like Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Thee Stallion, in the hope of cheap headlines and confrontation. Brundle has even said himself he hates doing it.

WTF is this game?! 😂

Is Ray Charles the VAR for every game now? That challenge was redder than a haemophiliac, Labour voting, Chinese baboon’s a*se.

On to the next one. Two sides in decent form, they've won their last three and five of the last seven. Our last meeting was an awful 3-0 defeat at The Hawthorns in 2021 but before that Saints had won the last five contests in all competitions.

No they aren’t. Current estimates are around 10,000 Gazans killed in the month this conflict has been ongoing. Horrific but if they really wanted to kill as many civilians as possible, they could have done that in half an hour. Hamas, without any heavy armour or an air force, managed to kill 15% of that total in half a day. You’ve got it completely arse about face with regards to who is trying to do what.

Is the US’s stated aim to obliterate the sub-human Gazans off the face of the earth?

It’d be an acceptable result, I can’t in all honesty say it’d be good, especially given the results we had in September and the draw with Rotherham.

How much of that have they done in Iran?

I think what you have there is a meat gazebo.

If Eastleigh can beat basket case Reading, we could end up getting knocked out the Cup by our own airport.

100% save percentage yesterday, truly one of the all time great goalkeeping performances.

That looked a foul and offside to me.

F**k me, how has the VAR not given a red for that elbow?!

Blow jobs are better when they take their false teeth out (according to my friend).

I think we may have scored too early here. 😔

I’d say it looks like Beatts and Rasiak got together at some point and had a sprog.

I’ll be out in a minute, I’m just finishing my Tommy tank. 🙄

So you’d be happy with someone like Boris standing at the Cenotaph and giving an impassioned, pro-Brexit speech, because it’s just like that time in 1940 when we stood alone against the rest of Europe?

Christ alive, they’re protesting a war between two countries nothing to do with Britain or its veterans that were not even involved in. It’s quite clearly not appropriate, I’ve no idea why anyone is even trying to argue this point. Those soldiers being commemorated were liberal, conservative, men, women, gay, straight, Sikh, Hindu, Muslim, atheist, black white etc. They all died protecting this country and its citizens regardless of their background or political persuasions. I’ve no idea how this has become a political point at all, I can’t see it as anything other than grossly disrespectful. It’s about as decent and appropriate as me turning up to your mum’s funeral, shouting, “oi everyone, my grandma died last week,” and saying it’s appropriate because we’ve both lost women in our families.

Seriously? You don’t know why it’s inappropriate to protest on the day we remember the people who literally died so that people would have the right to protest at all?

Is it definitely him and not just some fake photo taken by a surgeon on holiday?

I wouldn't say it annoyed me as such but yesterday I saw a woman in her sixties driving a Subaru Impreza and, I don't know, the world just doesn't feel right.

What, you mean like an aeroplane landing in Makhachkala?

That’s an absolutely phenomenal assist.

There quite clearly, undeniably, unequivocally is a very significant population who wants just that. I just can’t get my head around why people who usually take the more liberal and rational side of the argument are so blind to fundamentalist Islam. It’s literally the exact same people who, on the subject of Russia, quite rightly argue that there is no point in attempting to argue with a man man like Putin. As for putting a Jewish state there being ‘f**king stupid’, it’s their ancestral homeland, the Israelites have live on those lands since the days of the Pharaohs. Where the exact borders of modern day Israel tie in with their neighbours and their history is obviously a hotly debated issue and Christ knows I don’t have any answers but to say that a state shouldn’t exist there because other people in the area hate them is frankly terrible.