Lighthouse

Straight out of chapter 1 of the conspiracy theorists handbook; regularly make massive claims of sensational news about to break. I think we're on about the 543rd consecutive day of, "the truth about COVID and the vaccines is coming out, the cracks in the MSM lies are showing." Followed by more tweets from random, struck off chiropractors. Sadly, I'm almost certain he isn't taking the p*ss, this is his life now, his identity. I can't see his ego being willing to let go and become 'one of the herd'.

They’ll be hoping for a Turner fortunes after last season.

Astonishing really that the same man can post about how Bill Gates and big pharma controlling the world to make ginormous profits from malaria, vaccines etc. - the ultimate form of capitalist greed - then claim there’s a communist takeover.

Would you take second and a point off top, with better GD, if offered it now?

The standard of football in the Championship is inarguably far worse, your argument could equally be used to say AA should score 25 PL goals a season. Baz was, according to Pompey fans, absolute mustard in League 1, I have every confidence he will be decent at this level.

People referring to Wimbledon by its postcode. I don’t know any other sporting event or venue where people do this and it takes twice as long as simply saying Wimbledon.

We're in the Championship, where Kelvin Davis was the best keeper of the year when we got promoted. Baz will be fine at this level, GK is not a priority position this summer.

It’s hard to see where Wheal gets back into this team with the bowling options we’ve got at the moment. Batting, I’m happy enough with our openers and all rounders, it’s just the three in between we have questions over.

Please, for the love of God, will you people just get together in some seedy, backstreet bar, have a couple of drinks, then go back to a hotel and f**k each other. You would need a chainsaw to cut through the sexual tension in these threads.

The mantra of the conspiracy theorist; always question everything, but make sure you have your fingers in your ears when someone answers.

It’s okay, I’ve just realised I said ‘your’ instead of ‘you’re’, my argument is null and void.

I never really bought into that arguement either, all your really saying is that Ings did all the goal scoring, much like Beattie used to. Adams has never really looked decent playing alongside anyone else. He's a hard worker with terrible finishing, at PL level. He's not specialised for some sort of supporting link up role, his weaknesses are just made glaringly obvious when he's relied on for goals.

Jeez, looks like things got really nasty in Toulouse last night.

TBH, that's a bit of a cop out way of saying he's a bit crap to be a proper striker. Some people used to say the same about Long and Ormerod when they couldn't score in a brothel.

Not a snowball’s chance in hell for Gyokeres, a quick google and he’s being linked with Everton, Lisbon, Atalanta and West Ham. Never in a million years will he still be in the Championship next year.

Hardly, I’d say there’s a 50:50 chance we’ll keep him to try and get promoted, knowing he’ll leave on a free next summer. If we sell him it’ll be because we think the offer’s worth it.

Wow, that six at the end to decide things.

Yeah, my bad sorry, I was thinking we were two points behind them for some reason.

Awesome, I saw the Essex score but had no idea what the NRR was going to be.

Confirmed? I’m still waiting for the BBC table to update.

Turner 3-15 off 4 today. What a talent.

I wish I was Adrian Lester.

Has anyone said he wasn’t? We’ve said we definitely won’t be keeping him but Reading might offer him a player/assistant role which would suit him at this stage in his career.

I’m not saying it’s bad but the people of Ukraine are sending their thoughts and prayers.

Yeah, I hate it when people tell lies. Like this one.