Lighthouse

Katie Price has got to be the tw*ttiest tw*t going. Never done a day’s proper work in her life, spent her early ‘career’ whipping her plastic baps out for white van drivers in the Sun, sleeping with any celebrity she could get her claws into and selling the story to any journalist who’d listen. Now she’s too old for that, she makes a living waving her obese, disabled, mixed-race son in front of the internet trolls, knowing that he’ll be abused, so that she can play the victim of that and sell the stories to the press once again. Also an alcoholic and habitual drink driver, she sells yet more ‘exclusives’ to the media, where she acts the victim of her mental health problems. Vile woman.

Likewise, he frequently appears at the top of my feed because so many people I follow follow him. It seems to be mostly just textbook stuff about the WEF, climate change and the vaccine injured, who he is determined to stick up for because they’ve been silenced by the media and definitely not because there’s f**k all of them with any credible evidence of anything.

We came up with a new song in The Lounge, if anyone wants to give it a try: He stands just over five foot three, Rishi, Rishi, He took us to 10 Downing Street, Rishi, Rishi, An ex-chemist, he takes the p*ss, With health advice from Matt Le Tiss, Rishi Sunak, Southampton’s new PM

"Please select all squares which show mediocrity." I fail these tests with alarming regularity, I'm starting to question my own self awareness, it feels like the opening set up of a sci-fi thriller.

The word ‘win’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

Reminds me a bit of this guy.

He stands just over six foot three, Rishi, Rishi, He took us to 10 Downing Street, Rishi, Rishi, An ex-chemist, he takes the p*ss, With health advice from Matt Le Tiss, Rishi Sunak, Southampton’s next PM

Health minister, surely?

Whilst I wouldn’t argue that AA is good enough, or even a better option than Edozie, there is something to be said for the timing of when we use them. Today Arteta made two changes on 70 minutes. We immediately responded by bringing on Walcott and Adams, followed by Sam, five minutes later. Regardless of who’s better, it worked. Those subs at those times nullified Arsenal trying to change the direction of the game and we basically kept the momentum throughout the second half and five minutes of injury time. At no point after we equalised did it ever look like we were backs to the wall.

I texted a Spurs supporting mate at FT saying, "you’re welcome, now don’t f**k it up."

A brilliant point all things considered, that’s only the second game Arsenal have failed to win in all comps this season. They started out fast, as they always do this season but from about 30 mins onwards we looked as good if not better. Great build up from several players for the goal, defended well throughout, can’t fault the keeper or defenders for anything. Their only goal came from midfielders not tracking back. We’re defending well this season. We started off wrong against Spurs and Leeds but we’ve corrected it. Since then we’ve conceded 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 4, 1, 0, 1, the 4 being against City. We may not have the clean sheets but if only conceding one or fewer was a stat we’d be one of the better teams in the league. We are nowhere near as bad as some of the teams being spanked off the park this season The end of last season we scored 4 in 12. The start of this season we have 12 from 12, despite injuries to key players and we have the capability to do better. We’ve been in every game, except City. We haven’t been on the end of a 4-0 from a mediocre team like everyone around us, we’ve got a chance of points in every game.

I voted Perraud but could have given it to any of the back four/five. Baz put in some excellent saves, Lyanco and DCC gave a lesson in sh*thousery (I’ll bet 75% of other fans watching on Sky are saying, "we’re too nice, why can’t we play like Saints against the big boys instead of rolling over." Etc). Salisu did nothing wrong either.

Just to put it into perspective, with several key players injured.

It’s nice to have some genuine sh*t housing in the team. DCC and Lyanco haven’t let them have it their way.

Ref spot on with dives in this game.

Just looking at the weather radar, we’re getting a thunderstorm fairly soon.

Oh f**k it’s Walcott. I mean…. Oh f**k it’s Walcott.

I wonder how many Brentford and Wolves fans are watching this on Sky and thinking, "I can’t make a case for them staying up." I still think we’ll lose but credit to them for this performance, with our five best players injured.

Moi! I take back a moderate selection from the smorgasbord of bad things I’ve said about you.

Someone less sh*t than Moi and that’s a goal.

Touch of a hippo.

How can you say that, whilst also forgetting Chelsea, Leicester and Bournemouth? It’s the points over 38 games which decide things, same as every season. The case for staying up is that we’re hovering around the relegation, not cut adrift, despite having our better players injured. In the four games Lavia and ABK played together we got seven points. How many people, "cant make a case for," Villa staying up? Or Leicester, Wolves, Leeds or anyone else around the bottom three. Weird how people only ever say that about their own team.

You’d whinge if someone nailed you to a piece of wood.

Thankfully the case for staying up isn’t constructed solely on your performance against the team top of the league, with your five best players injured.

Agreed, the sooner we get rid of Ralph, the sooner our £30m strikers can get back to banging in goals.