Lighthouse

It’ll be a negotiation like any other deal. Supposing Tella does want to go to Burnley, it’s in everyone’s best interests to agree a reasonable price. £20-25m is around the right area, if Burnley didn’t stump up that much they’d only have to go and spend it on some other unknown quantity from abroad, like we did with Sully. The main factor affecting price is contract length, which is in our favour in this instance.

More recently it was Wolves. Every club gets their two seasons in the sun.

Gentlemen, can’t we all just be happy that the cretinous douchebag Tucker Carlson has lost his job?

Let’s hope he’s been practicing coughing, or licking, or achieving an erection, or literally any of the hundreds of things he could have done against Wolves which would have constituted a legitimate goal, as opposed to what he actually did.

It’s a ‘no thanks’ from me personally. I know he’s supposedly versatile but in such a dreadful team he can’t seem to hold down a place anywhere. Useless in CM when Lavia was injured, at best you’d say he’s out in some competent performances on the right side of defence. He will want to be one of the best payed players in the Championship but really he’s just the Jermaine Wright of next season. There’re a limited number of players we will be able to offload in summer and replace with top end, top earning Championship ones. I’d wouldn’t be hanging on to any of the current lot, with a couple of exceptions.

We’ve seen all this before with DMG, Obafemi and N’Lundulu all slamming them in for the youth team. None were ready for first team football and I’d wage none of our current youngsters are either. Yet.

Spurs matching Newcastle’s tactics second half. Bringing on a former Everton d*ckhead nobody likes.

As Saints fans, we’d all bite your hand off for a 5-5 in Newcastle’s situation. Surprisingly not. I don’t think people want to get arrested during Eid.

Forster on.

I’m in the Geordie fans bar in Dubai. They’re going bananas.

That was a hell of a ball, stumps everywhere. 6 down now, I think the kit man can start putting the bats and pads back on the team bus.

By all means posts your thoughts in the match thread but I don’t think your vlog needs one of its own.

The time to be blaming the keeper is when you look generally solid and his howlers are the difference between a clean sheet and losing by a couple. When defenders like Fonte, Lovren and Toby are keeping the danger 25 yards away but low shots at the near post keep sneaking in, then I’d start looking at the keeper (no names mentioned). I don’t really see that with Baz. He could be doing better with some of the shots but TBH he faces so many from inside the area, a couple are inevitably going to get the better of him. The Leeds goal is a perfect example, many people pointing out that he could have done better but how many defenders f**ked up for their LB to be having a free shot, 8 yards out with Bednarek ducking out of its way at the last second?

Arsenal bottling their own title fight got us 3-1 up. The first goal was a howler, the third was laughably bad defending from a corner. Today was another chance gone begging, nothing more.

Or if perhaps we don’t surrender all initiative and spend the entire second half letting them slam crosses and shots into our six yard box.

An absolute nothing result that suits neither side. As others have said, even if we won we’d have followed it up with a lifeless, floppy 0-? Against Bournemouth. Any other fans in the country would have a bit of belief in their team, 3-1 up in the 88th minute and we were all convinced we’d lose.

TBF Arsenal have scored twice and Moi has spent a minute on the floor since that 8 minutes was totted up.

The Nigerian Burj Khalifa.

We last scored three at Arsenal in 1993. We lost 4-3.

This is an experiment by the club to see if they can make us actually care about a defeat, I’m sure. Not falling for it.

Is that you, Merrington?

Not a chance, this lot couldn’t defend a salad bar from John Goodman.

Never in doubt.

Fair enough.

You say ‘parked’ but unless I’m mistaken, that’s its headlights lighting up the tower block at 0:23? Might have been someone in it.