Lighthouse

We’ve been through this, he literally got Burnley relegated.

This is sh*te.

I still feel that we could use a Baron or a Marquis in there somehow. A somebody the third of somewhere.

When the Bank of England said interest rates were going up, I didn’t realise this is what they meant.

The BBC should probably just fold on this hand.

When you’re selling something online, you put in a very clear, separate paragraph saying, "collection only from XYZ," and you get a message saying, "hi can you deliver to ABC (half an hour’s drive away)?"

Sticking to the theme of motorways, I was out driving early this morning and the fog light brigade were out in force.

Not really an error though, when the alternative was an anti-NATO, nuclear disarmament pacifist. I’ll happily vote to get rid of the Tories now but it was never an error.

It really is like an inverted Barbarossa, all over again.

I don’t know how many times it needs to be said, he can’t just ‘launch the nukes’ on a whim, no matter how unstable he is. He needs the military to actually do it. Baring in mind he has waited until the situation was desperate to mobilise civilians for a conventional war and he’s pushing his luck back home just doing that. Why you think China or Syria would want to get dragged into Putin’s nuclear obliteration, I’ve no idea. China is looking out for China, nobody else. They’re using this to score some discount hydrocarbons and anything else they want.

Damn, I had autoerotic asphyxiation in our group sweepstake.

There is a lot of nauseating, pretentious virtue signalling I can accept being called ‘woke’ but objecting to modern day corruption and slavery isn’t in that category.

An Arabian Gulf WC would have been a bit more palatable IMO. There’s still a lot to object to but you could have eight stadiums in Qatar, Bahrain, Abu Dhabi, Dubai, Jeddah, Muscat, Rihyad and Kuwait City, for example. It would spread things around a bit more, taking the load off such a small area and making accommodation less ridiculously expensive and hard to find. Building eight stadiums bigger than Goodison Park, in a country with a smaller population that Rome is just ludicrous.

Mankads, not Manpads.

Russia has announced a 7.4bn Ruble deal to buy state of the art Mankads from India, to use in the war.

I had a similar thought the other day, so I’ve added a poll to gauge public opinion.

When there’s just the wrong amount of drizzle and spray on the motorway to need the wipers on but not enough to make the windscreen consistently wet. You end up in a constant dilemma of on or off, whilst they’re making squeaky noises.

Nine of those came in three games against Burnley, Palace and Leicester. Puel’s brand of anti-football led to us scoring 4 goals from open play in 16 home games.

Decent innings from Dawson, that.

That’ll be B then.

Four.

Anyone who equates ethnically Russian or Russian speaking with being pro-Putin and wanting to live in Russia is making an enormous false assumption. The Ukrainians I know, all from the east, are unanimous in their hatred of Putin and the invasion.

Plus, even his most ardent critic would admit Ralph has had a limited squad to work with. Gareth can’t create a goal from a free choice of Kane, Foden, Mount, Grealish, Maddison, Sterling, Saka, Rashford, Bowen and Abraham .

Meh, no worse than playing league football at that time of year. Here comes Gabbi to seal the deal.

Because you'd have to pay extra for Babe Station?