Lighthouse

He was no Eljero Elia.

TBF I’d drive quicker if people were firing mortars at me too.

It looks like a few fans might be planning a protest, there’re just a few details that need ironing out first.

3.5 games out of 21 missed, I make that around £1.8m down the toilet. Small change for Chelsea but still funny whilst they’re floundering in mid-table.

How far back are we going? Mary Queen of Scots was pure filth, I’ve heard. VAR check on that, Turkish brought up Maj first and followed it up with Nigella. Not disapproving, just saying.

I’d still give her two big ones and four from the bottom.

Shania Twain and, up until recently, Angela Lansbury.

Have you seen her these days? Ageing like a fine Tupperware lid.

Last time we won this one, Barbie Girl was top of the charts after two solid months of Candle in the Wind. So, no time like the present Saints…

It was never going to be Forest, was it.

No absolute f**king way…

I made a noise I’ve never made before and am unable to describe.

Just the 23 minutes of injury time coming, I’m sure.

Wow, Perraud could have killed him there.

Acres of space on City’s left, never seen such a good team so open at the back.

Not the time to be trying any kinky stuff. Stick to the players we know IMO.

I like it, proactive not reactive. No point waiting until we’re 2-1 or 2-2 then making a changes.

If he’d been fit all season and we had a reasonable striker we’d be comfortably mid-table, possibly top half.

As awesome as that half was, there's no way on Earth City will be as bad second half. Huge 45 minutes coming. Tough question, would you take a penalty shootout, if you were offered it now?

So, who’d take a 3-0 defeat if they were offered it now?

F**k me!!

Nothing more than we deserve. Cracking goal.

For a grotty, wet, cold, midweek, nailed-on defeat, live on TV, two weeks after Christmas, that’s not bad really.

I get that but some people act as if 9-0 is our go to score and have been predicting it every time we’ve played a top six team, ever since. We’ve had far more surprise wins than 9-0s against these teams over the last few years.