Lighthouse

I was at the F1 last year and the would be entertainer/DJ on the PA between races was desperately trying to get that going on several occasions. A few people here and there murmured along with it but there was a general feeling of, “really? Again?”

Come on, we’ve all done that.

You could combine it with, “moving forward,” for the ultimate business bullsh*t buzzword. ”Moving forward, it’ll be what it is.”

I had to Google Gandhinagar and as far as I can tell this is this equivalent of a PL match between Liverpool and Hedge End.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-62123966 Another crushing blow to Putin's economy.

I sympathise with anyone who’s struggling financially but stuff like this really should only be a last resort if you’re desperate. I certainly wouldn’t be holding it up as something to aspire towards.

TBH I'm just amazed there are people out there paying for porn.

When we came up we signed Gaston, J Rod, Davis, Clyne, Yoshida, Boruc, Gazza and Mayuka

Gaaah! Wish I hadn't seen that so close to bed time.

We just sold 30 year old Injury prone Ings with only a one year contract remaining for £30m. I’d be amazed if we sold KWP for anything less than £40m. He’s got three years left, if anyone wants him they’ll need to pay out.

Holy f**k that’s an absolute spanking of the Norths top side.

Come on ‘Ampshire, this is fantastic bowling! Also, wtf was that off the free hit when we were batting, celebrating a catch whilst we added a couple of runs.

Yes, that’s correct. I’m not sure why that’s confusing or amusing.

I’m afraid I just don’t agree with that. Moi benefits hugely from the positional paradox. If a keeper makes six errors which lead to goals in a whole season, he gets labled a liability. If a creative or attacking player like Moi has six whole games where he’s anonymous, they are largely forgotten about because they were by definition forgettable performances.

I can’t envisage any scenario whereby you’d want to bring Moi on though. Certainly not if you’re chasing a game and need to change things and not if you want warriors to stand up and be counted to see out a game.

He’d be better in a different league, he’s the Norwegian Juanmi. The pace of the EPL just passes him by, even in spite of the occasional tidy finish or assist.

It's not even like they had a couple of tail-enders at the crease who'd just been put in. Quite the bottle job at the end, if nothing else you'd hope Hawks had much more experience of dealing with pressure from a few of the group games and needing to win nearly every game after the terrible start.

Even if he’s crap, that’s not even Mayuka money in today’s market. Even so, he should be able to hurdle the pathetically low bar set by Theo, Redmond, Tella and Djenepo.

Why? Nobody said that would be the end of our window. To me that sounds like two excellent signings and one promising young player.

Maybe it’s just me but they both sound like parts of the female anatomy in some language.

There’s a ridiculous new EE advert, which I’ve just seen on TV this evening. The sheer tone deaf, ignorance of this is genuinely quite a slap in the face. Had a look on Twitter and everyone is piling in, can’t imagine it’ll be around long.

Nah, he's the Nigerian Skacel.

Sue, I’m not saying you’re to blame for all of this, far from it, but whenever this is posted it sets off an alarm at SWF HQ. I think we’ve jumped the shark as far as the main board goes. If anyone needs to discuss their repressed, sexual rage, we have a thread in the Lounge.

Don’t f**k with the ultras at a badminton tournament.