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Why? Many of the clubs around us have had much more disappointing or indifferent summers so far. We look stronger in several positions, we just need a replacement for Broja.

Out of interest, why do you think Ralph insisted on Armstrong, Lyanco and Djenepo, out of all the footballers in the world?

Champions - City CL - Liverpool, Chelsea, United Saints - 14th Relegated - Forest, Bournemouth, Brentford

Leeds fans were saying that in 2001.

Yeah, that cheeky smile really made up for those horrific back to back promotions.

So the manager comments that the pitch was slow because of a lack of water, which affected both teams, in a preseason friendly and your response is that he should, “just f**k off.” Seems fair and rational. 🙄

People who post ‘happy birthday’ Facebook posts which are really all bout themselves. E.g. Some woman posting on her own feed, "Happy birthday to my amazing uncle Gary!" Followed by 6 photos of them at her own wedding.

When I first saw the thumbnail for that video I thought it was heading in a different direction.

Corn on the cob. More of it ends up stuck in my teeth than my stomache.

Clearly he hadn’t had his cappuccino.

Sturridge, Welbeck, Cleverley, Wilshere, Alli, Bale, Walcott, Defoe… Lingard is just the latest in a very long line of players, “you’d be mad not to want to sign,” because they were once good for one of the top teams. JL might turn out to be a decent signing for them but for every Zabaletta there are half a dozen Michael Owens.

Because most of the players we’re bringing in are seen as investments and we’re hoping to double, triple or quadruple our input into some of them over the next two or three years.

I’m not sure where you’re getting your ideas from but CLF is ‘Clifton’, they’re a private jet company based in Bristol. There’s nothing unusual or illegal to see here, although whether it’s anything to do with Saints is just guess work. Why someone based in Bordeaux would be flying out of GRO I’ve no idea, they’re basically the breadth of the Pyrenees apart.

2167 Ricardo Fullers.

Why? There were many people talking how good he once was at Arsenal when we first signed him two years ago and how ‘coming home’ might see him back to his best from a few years ago. Why is a season Ings had three years ago relevant but Walcott’s past glories aren’t?

If we’re including goals from a few years back in the table we don’t need a striker at all. Walcott scored 21 for Arsenal, that’s pretty much the same without spending a penny.

Property in the Med for the summer. Property on the Palm Jumeirah for winter Property in the French Alps for winter skiing and summer hiking Lamborghini Huracán A speed boat, nothing big and fancy that needs a crew etc. just something fun you can do some wakeboarding and waterskiing on. A hot Ukrainian woman Invest in a bunch of stuff. Give a chunk to charity, so I can w*nk about how good and righteous I am. Give a chunk to my family so they can do whatever they want.

Ask the scouts, and if they don’t have an answer then sack them.

If Fred Smith who had no prior connection to Saints was 30 and scored 7 goals last season, would you be clamouring to offer him a £100k+ contract?

Probably fill the car up with diesel.

We took action to ban the use of CFC gasses in products like deodorant and it seems to have had the desired effect. Likewise acid rain has been tackled by environmental restrictions on emissions of sulfur and other chemicals. These aren't things which just went away on their own because they were some eighties media fad, they required positive action.

What has lead you to believe that Bazunu, ABK, Lavia and Aribo are dire?

Because it’s a preseason friendly and we want to examine how our new team performs in a variety of different formations, and which ones best suit individual players.

Given that we’ve chosen our preseason routine, who we play against and which team we put out, I’ve no idea why people would be alarmed or disappointed by this. Is clearly all part of the preparation plan, it’s only been two months since we were playing regular football. It’s not as if we have 17 broken legs to recover from.

I’ve seen +47 in Dubai one afternoon and -37 in northern Finland, near Kittila. Neither was a particularly pleasant experience. I like nice low thirties during the day on a beach holiday and low twenties the rest of the time.