Lighthouse

I can't see it not happening. Saddening to think how many innocent Ukrainians are about to die because of some crackpot fantasist and his Soviet delusions. I just hope we go in hard with the economic sanctions.

Just the one panel for me, but it was on the way out anyway. Gazebo still fully intact, which proves I'm more manly than the amateurs who built the Millennium Dome. 😎

https://metro.co.uk/2022/02/18/storm-eunice-man-in-20s-killed-by-falling-tree-in-alton-hampshire-16132764/ Young bloke in Hampshire killed apparently. Very sad.

If they can't fly, they'll get a coach and I'd be pretty surprised if they hadn't already planned on that anyway, given the forecast.

That guy is enthusiastic, I'll give him that. Wind straight down the runway now, they should get a few more in.

It hasn't been suggested that it was a heart issue by any credible source I can find.

Interesting, you can zoom right in on that map and trousers is actually in a whorehouse in Taunton. 🤨

TBH I quite enjoy a good storm on bin day. Watching the wheelie bins herding down the street like Daleks.

Looks like I have a couple of spare tickets from a mate who can't go. Block 38, row GG. They are 3 seats apart but I'm sure if you ask the two in the middle politely they will let you sit together. PM me if interested, face value £40.

Or the vaccine.

I built a gazebo last summer, designed it myself completely from scratch. This'll be the biggest test it's faced thus far, if it's still standing when we play Everton I'll feel like a real man.

What I find funny is that a centre half only playing on Tuesday nights would have outscored half the strikers we’ve had in the last ten years. 6 for the season I believe it was.

Ludo doesn’t really get me going the same as Mousetrap.

I think if I was forced to sleep with one of them at gun point, I’d choose Sir Alex.

Cracking porn star name.

That doesn't surprise me. People like that are basically riding the crest of a wave, having caught it before everyone else. The problem is it requires very little skill, no qualification and is easy to replicate. The more airbrushed pictures get uploaded of girls with their tits hanging out of some boohoo or etsy, the less money they're worth. Same with food bloggers and these insufferable 'reaction' videos. To come into this 'industry' new these days, you've got to do something new and special to get sufficient followers to make a living. 'Bob's Food Blog' is played out as a concept and a lot of restaurants are sick to death of them expecting free stuff.

The problem is that so called 'jobs' like influencer, youtuber and blogger now qualify you for celebrity status. Also every girl who puts pictures of herself wearing nice clothes and some makeup on Instagram now considers herself to be a model. The threshold has never been lower.

Germanising, surely?

If any of Andy’s lawyers are reading, I’m willing to settle for £5m for definitely never meeting or having sex with him.

The flip side of that is that we should be on the lookout for replacements for the likes of Long, Stephens and Forster who wouldn’t have to go far to be an improvement. Possibly the same goes for the likes of Walcott and Djenepo if we can move them on.

I know there're no lyrics but perhaps we could all sing the instrumental from 1:20

Your menstrual cycles have aligned again, haven't they.

I always wanted to do the Chernobyl tour although, after the excellent HBO drama a couple of years ago, it seems to have become something of a cliché. If nothing else I hope nobody engages in any fighting in that area. The last thing Europe needs is someone punching a hole in the new safe confinement or starting fires which pump a load of Caesium-137 into the atmosphere.

I’d be interested to see a study on how often stuff like that actually plays out. Very often when a s**t team desperately needs a result against a better team they lose anyway because…. well, they’re s**t.

Feels like forever and a day since we nicked a last minute winner against someone, so I thought I’d check it out. The last one I can find is august 2017 at home to West Ham and that was in a game where we had been 2-0 up against ten men.