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That’s not a bare minimum. The bare minimum would have been not loaning Walcott and Minamino, with maybe a couple of loans to replace Hojbjerg and Cédric instead. If five players is a bare minimum, what would be an average/healthy number of signings? Eight? Ten? Dream on.

Bare minimum? We've signed 5 players since the end of last summer, how many did you want us to splash out on, at a time of financial strain?

We bought him because we wanted a striker to play for us, nothing more. We didn’t ‘save his career’.

Probably because nobody actually gave a sh*t about Hoedt and Carrillo to ask in the first place.

I reckon Beatrice was on the jäger and got a bit lairy one night.

No, I’m just kidding. I’m pretty sure he is Charlie’s.

Will Carling?

Because of the enormous amount of press and public scrutiny into her affairs?

I would. The problem is knowing to what extent a person is genuine when they SAY they feel suicidal. It can’t just be a default, ‘get out of jail free’ card.

Meg’s apparent suicidal thoughts opens up and entirely different can of worms on the matter. For example if Andrew had said he felt suicidal over the press coverage of his relationship with Epstein, would we all have to back off and feel sorry for him? I think most people are just taking whichever side of it suits their agenda, which is what usually happens anyway.

Pretty much this. Couldn't care less about the royals, personally but the tourists seem to like them so.... whatever I guess.

Since this thread has jumped the shark -I'm pretty sure wives 1 and 3 are related (looking L-R) 4 is Natalie Portman and 5 has killed people.

That’s media speak for not wanting to slag off our own player and lower his price. If other clubs think we’re desperate to get rid, they’ll offer less. Ralph basically said the same things about Boufal a year ago and look what happened. Moi is not a Premier League player, he’s never looked close to one at any point since he arrived (I even remember seeing him in his first pre-season friendly and thinking, ‘wow, I hope he’s a bit better than that.’)

He’s swapped shirts with Zinchenko. All part of a ploy to confuse United.

That one win moves us 2 points further away from Burnley and Newcastle and 3 further ahead of Brighton. It’ll take 2/3 games for all of them to get back to where they were before yesterday, relative to Saints. ALL FOUR of them need to suddenly become much better and games are fast running out. We need one win, one draw and nine defeats from our remaining 11 fixtures to basically guarantee survival. Even Saints will achieve that.

Salah too busy thinking about checking his voicemail at half time, for a call he may or may not have received from his agent.

Yes Mario! 😆

Big, long lump over the top from Fulham and the Liverpool defence is at panic stations.

Lemina starts, which I think triggers his clause of 20 games, should Fulham stay up. Also, six consecutive league defeats at Anfield would be utterly hilarious.

I think we’ve just seen his main limitation highlighted on MotD - like running through treacle.

Good news this, really could do with Fulham staying up; Lemina is on 19 league games, one more and they’d have to buy him.

Forster KWP - Bednarek - Vest - Bertrand JWP - Jankewitz Djenepo - Minamino Adams - Tella I’d rotate Armstrong and Diallo out for this one. KWP is kind of a necessity but he’ll probably come off for Stephens around 60 minutes, when the game is effectively over.

I think there’s definitely a decent player in there, if he can get on the same wavelength as the rest of them. Definitely a whiff of ‘Japanese Juanmi’ about him though.

I’d rather he stayed in his penalty area if I’m honest.

Our winning run has to come to an end eventually. If we’re complacent, it could be this game.