Lighthouse

Sparta Prague at home, after that I thought we’d stroll that group, along with Inter. The second halves against Wolves and Spurs were decent last year.

When you say coaching, I do wonder if Ralph and the coaches are on the same page. I know it’s fashionable to pick on Kelvin right now but it would be an astonishing coincidence if Ralph’s ideal coaching team included a man who just happened to be our goalkeeper in 2006. I’d ask Ralph who he wants helping him, then go out and get them. Basic positioning, concentration and defensive drills has got to be worth as much to our squad as a £30m signing.

Combined team, assuming we’re trying to make it good. Niemi Telfer - Yoshida - Vest - Le Saux Oakley - Romeu - Prutton - - - - - Svensson - - - Crouch - - Ings Bench: McC, Higgy, Cédric, McQ, Redmond, Camara, Phillips Good grief was I struggling at CB.

At least we've signed a striker.

This IMO. Four managers have failed to get a tune out of this shower of sh*te, so will a fifth.

Whatever.

Wow, that good?

If he isn't directly responsible for at least three goals today, then yes. I don't mean partly at fault, I mean personally sticking pinpoint crosses in for Tosun responsible.

Yes, what we really need is the safety and reliability Valery provided in the last game.

Or better yet, stick your head into the water until everything goes black and you pass out.

Oh lovely.

Is it too much to ask to be something other than appalling? Lets find out.

All very philosophical and not wrong in itself but you're talking about long terms patterns over thousands, or tens of thousands of years. We're talking about the very real and immediate issues facing us in the next 50 years or less.

There seem to be two types of cyclists. The first go out looking like a Christmas tree and you get sunburn if you walk too close to them. The other have literally no lights or even reflectors and I swear they wear a black hoodie and dark trousers on purpose. How the latter survive more than a week without being scraped off the front of a lorry I have no idea.

The Norwich game shows why I’m not a fan of the back five. Despite the extra man, Norwich are finding acres of space for Buendia and getting plenty of shots away from the edge of the six yard box. Both sides are terrible defensively really.

Both these teams are crap. I know, glass houses.

Some dipsticks videoing the last post for some reason.

I’m in. Cheap beer and gorgeous women.

Then we’ve done our bit and can at least put pressure on other countries to follow suit without being hypocrites. Of course it will come from our pocket, where else will it come from. Sadly all of these issues are things people will naturally just ignore until it’s too late. Right now many people aren’t bothered about food and clean air because they’re just there and we take them for granted. It’s no good waiting until the atmosphere is like Delhi or Beijing to try and do something, we need to try and prevent it in the first place. That means spending money to change things whilst they’re still ‘fine’.

I know, it's all a load of nonsense. I mean what kind of idiot would think ten billion people will have a negative effect effect on the environment.

I'm not gay but Pelle's Instagram...

Son's red card has been overturned. At least someone involved in the Prem is capable of watching a replay five times and figuring out the bleedin' obvious.

It it wasn't the third consecutive year of it then we probably would. Speak for yourself, I'm sick of it.

Draw Watford, beat Norwich, lose the rest, four points.

I'm fine with it. Just saying, it was quite blatantly going to happen.