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Why? I don't see what they have which we don't.

I think they probably say, "hang on, this is just ridiculous ********, our Sun readers will absolutely love it!"

Phil Neville sounds like a man who won a competition to be a football commentator.

Can’t do any worse than Sophie-Anne Boofing. Let’s hope the Sun is on the money for once.

Didn’t realise Cueva was half English. Good use of VAR.

I think Saints have shown over 2 years just how easy it is to look good in 2/3 of the pitch if you have no interest in final 1/3. It’s no real achievement.

Yes, wait and see what numbers Liverpool have available, after Poland win the WC.

Can’t stand, ‘moving forward’. Adds absolutely nothing to any sentence. ‘Look’, ‘so’, ‘right’ etc. Are more of a subconscious mannerism which most people aren’t really aware of.

Yeah, so if an average plane holds 200 people and there are 20,000 fans trying to get from one game to another, we will only need 100 flights in 3 days between Winnipeg and Houston to sort it out. I'm sure that will be cheap and easy to organise.

I've got some news for you Batman, so grab a pen; Other clubs are going to spend some money on good players this summer. Hope this helps.

So that’s a couple of days in Ukraine, a bunch of assumptions you’ve made up, based on absolutely nothing and a pointless jibe about his weight. Nice one.

The club have made some howlers but there's no way we're that incompetent. It's an easy thing to write, get fans all wound up and sell papers but it can't be true. There's no way Les has been sat with his thumb up his arse for an entire month.

Martial's agent confirms he wants out. Seems like an Everton or Spurs type of signing to me.

What England struggle to get out of a group with New Zealand and Eritrea.

Cork, Romeu, Bertrand and Hojbjerg all have an attitude problem? Boufal was not a regular for Lille?

Ashton gate isn't that big, although I've just remembered Hillsborough, that'll probably be there.

I thought there was some rule about having only one venue in each city? Good shout on Murrayfield though, if the egg chasers let them borrow it.

I reckon the certainties would be: Wembley Mill. Celtic/Hampden O/T Anfield SJP Villa Elland Road Stadium of Light Windsor Park Aviva (Dublin) Then 5 more from any number of places. At a guess I'd go with City Ground (Notts) Riverside King Power St Mary's Tynecastle

Incidentally this will be 3 World Cups Mexico has hosted since we last had one, not to mention USA's second. Surely we're due one next, even if it's UK and Ireland or something.

You'd think so but that would be enforceable once you get to the knockouts and the winners of the Mexican group are playing the runners up on the New England group etc. It's like Poland/Ukraine 2012 on an even larger scale and getting from Donnet'sk to Wroclaw was bad enough.

It's a bit far but I do agree things like this need to be punished. Instant 1 year ban for using a phone and 5 years for drink driving, IMO.

So the next world cup goes to Mexico, Canada and USA. Bit of a f**k you to the fans, trying to get between Vancouver, NYC and Mexico City to watch games.

What’s the name for the disorder where you’re obsessed with proving to everyone that you’re right all the time, even when it’s blatantly obvious the person you are arguing with is deliberately being wrong, just to waste your time?

Doesn't rule him out. If he is genuinely unhappy he can still go back there on reduced (but still massive) wages.

Alpine must be wondering just how obvious he can make his trolling and still get bites on here.