Lighthouse

Targett? That well known holding midfielder.

One defeat and suddenly we're nowhere near a top 4 club? What do you mean top half maybe? No we aren't as good as City and probably not Utd or Arsenal either but who are these 6 other clubs we've suddenly fallen behind.

I'm not really convinced by Mane yet. He reminds me of De Ridder a bit

Oh bummerage

That's the spirit.

Gone for my lucky sh*t already as a matter of necessity. A bad omen do you think?

Most people have been raving about Davis for about 2 years now. He might be underrated in the media but not by those who actually watch him. Getting a Labrador to lick Nutella of your ball sack, now that's underrated.

I think Shane Long has got the 'overpriced and doesn't score very often' position well and truly covered. Apart from 4 goals at the end of last season his career is a barren wasteland of goal scoring.

Di Maria goes off injured

Bang goes my Super6 after 4 minutes, Leicester 1-0 up. Will have to wait for next week for my £250k

First goal of the 3pm kickoffs goes to Tranmere. Against Pompey

Things I'm hoping for next year Button to keep his drive McLaren to build a competitive car with a decent Honda donkey Caterham and Marussia to find sound financial backing Kobayashi to be on the grid Bottas to win a race Kimi to beat Vettel A decent Red Bull which the two Dans can compete for the Championship with Lewis to win WDC if Jenson is unable to compete for it Lotus to be competitive again and to find enough investment not to need Maldonado after 2015. Sutil, Chilton and Gutierez are nowhere to be seen. Vergne to find a drive. He has basically matched the very talented Ricciardo and Kvyat in his time at STR Toro Rosso to change their livery. It wont happen but the car just looks like a cheap knock-off Red Bull they bought at a Moroccan market stall.

I'm not sure they've got the branding right. 'Black Friday' sounds like something bad the IRA did in the 80s. I think it should be called something like 'Saint Wayne's Day'.

Perez moved ahead of Magnussen into 10th because of double points. That's about it.

Pretty much. The fact that St Marys and most of our away games are roughly around a sell out, plus or minus a few hundred say's they've got it about right. You know you've got the balance right when customers are saying, "these prices are outrageous... here take my money!"

Had a dream last night that he scored a 90th minute equaliser with a free kick at Sheff Utd. Then Lallana and Lambert scored again within the next minute and we won 3-1. This might not come to fruition in real life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VWVZy31w3A I can't wait to see this now.

They will charge that (and more) for as long people are willing to pay it.

I think if he walked in and said he wanted a go on you, most of us would struggle to say no.

No arguments from me. He's a dreamboat.

Against the mighty Ludogorets. Again, why would we want an older, crap version of Pelle on loan.

So Lovren left to play Champions League football. How's that working out for you Dejan?

Baby Lovren will be properly upset on Instagram tonight.

Is the Pope Buddhist?