Lighthouse

Stek - 7 A couple of missed crosses but some excellent catches. Might have done better with the goal but it was smashed onto the postage stamp. Cedric - 8 Did an excellent job keeping Oscar, Hazard and Azpilicueta quiet. Got forward well too Fonte - 8 A very assured display. Could have done better for their penalty claim. VVD - 9 An absolute monster. It's like having the Burj Khalifa at CB. Bertrand - 8 Excellent performance all round. Romeu - 6 Silly booking. Correct decision to start him but correct to bring him off. Wanyama - 8 A beast in the middle Davis - 8 Hard worker and a belting finish for once. Mane - 10 You can't ask for more. Ripped them to pieces Pelle - 10 Was all over them. Him, Tadic and Mané terrified their defence. Tadic - 9 Made Ivanovic look an absolute mug on several occasions and caused all sorts of problems. Would be 10 if he'd scored that 4th. Jwp - 8 Hard working and good delivery.

Jose b*tching about penalties now. Un be f**king lievable.

You can stick your 2 stonewall penalties up your arse!

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My ticker can't take 5 minutes!

Another silly cheap free kick to give away.

Get out FFS!

Yes! Yes! F**king yes!

That was a dive IMO. Already going down when he touched Stek, knew he'd lost the ball.

Good grief!

Good change IMO. Romeu was only going to get s/o.

Chelsea will probably nick it, the jammy tw*ts but we were far better in the first half. I'd be tempted to put J Rod on for Davis to cause them some more problems. They look shaky at the back and lets be honest, Davis isn't going to score again this season.

Some bloke in the crowd telling the ref what to do now.

F**king stonewall!

With a video ref we'd have had a penalty. Davis FFS!

World class goal from a silly free kick.

Could see that coming a mile off from Romeu. Silly cheap booking.

Oh Newcastle...

Boruc with an absolute howler apparently.

Palace beat West Brom in the early kick off. Merseyside derby and Arsenal vs Man U on Sky on Sunday.

I was born to be a billionaire, property-magnate, football chairman, town planner. Unfortunately the good Lord had other ideas

Special Brew. I'm not going to waste money.

I thought this was an 'if you were a billionaire mega-tycoon' thread and here I am getting told off for train scheduling and property development strategies. If I was a billionaire I'd pretty much demolish the whole Northam estate to the East of the main road from SMS up to the Northam Bridge and build a new Marina, complete with apartments, bars and restaurants. I'd build a 20 storey apartment block in the middle and have an indoor ski centre starting from the top floor, ending at a massive 'Oasis' style indoor swimming centre with a wave pool and water slides. I'd put a large multistorey where the gas works are and a train station next to it where the sh*t green bridge is now. I'd put a wide road and pathway from the Northam multistorey, North up to the main road. Where it joins the A3024 I'd make a crossroads onto a new dual carriage way, running parallel to the train tracks out of the city. Basically where Hartington road is now, joining Thomas Lewis Way, just South of St Denys Station and dual all the way to the M27. No f**king around, one major artery running from the motorway right to the city centre, by the stadium. Yes, I'm bored at work today.

I think Rooney would be more interested in Vorderman TBH.

Man Utd fan who rates Rooney above Cantona. Therefore would not bang.