Lighthouse

A holding midfielder who scores goals? Even the likes of Makelele and Vieira rarely troubled the score sheet, I doubt you will see one at Saints any time soon.

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/sponsored-spinnaker-tower-will-be-red-and-white-1-6783153 Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaasseeee!!

She should redecorate, far too much beige in that room.

Don't forget half our visitors were killed by the Yoof, so they couldn't vote in the poll.

There was a thread on an airline crew forum a few years ago where cabin crew were discussing their best and worst celebrities. A lot of the time the managers and agents are worse than the celebrity, thinking they are somehow running the world. The worst celebs by a mile is apparently Cilla Black. An absolute nightmare to talk to, you can't even offer her a cup of tea without some form of rude response. The typical divas are, as you'd expect, pretty bad. The likes of J Lo and Beyonce.

Probably the worst player I've seen at St Mary's since we came back into the Premier League, couldn't have given less of a f**k when we beat them 2 years ago.

It's all about the boat show and West Quay.

I think we need someone new on the right of the 'attacking midfield' if we're going to play that way. Mane plays best centrally, J Rod and Tadic both looked better on the left. Long might be able to play on the right when we're at home to the team bottom of the League but for the other 37 games we need someone else.

I think Russia would put their own self preservation ahead of Blatter. No doubt it would harm their chances of actually hosting 2018 if they were harbouring a man accused of corruption in the bidding process. Especially if he was convicted of wrong doings in his absence.

£15m would be a lot for a player who hasn't really proven anything yet and could quite easily be the next Luke Chadwick or Chris Eagles. I'd expect a loan if he did come here as I doubt we would pay what Utd might accept.

I wouldn't, we need some fresh ideas up front. There is nobody we can rely upon to score goals in the squad and nobody creating clear cut chances. Not to mention the goalkeeper. You'd honestly go a full season with Kelvin and Gazza?

I don't rate him. He doesn't score enough, he doesn't create enough and what the heck does 'honest' mean? He doesn't sell crack to the fans behind the dugout when he's waiting to come on? I think most people just mean he tries his best, which I'd say about almost all of our players. People question Pelle's commitment at times but he does take a lot of punishment from defenders and doesn't have the pace and agility to be all over a defence. How many times last season were we left ruing missed chances or even a failure to carve out an opening? Long is one of the guilty parties in that respect. I don't think Long was the answer to Hull's problems either. Hull finished 16th and 4 points above the drop zone last year, they weren't a noticeably better team with Long in it.

If our wages bill is maxed out finishing top 7, filling a 32,000 seater stadium with the 5th lowest wage bill in the League then I look forward to winning the League next year, as every other club will be in administration. There is room on the wage bill if we don't keep filling it up with 'squad' players like Djuricic or Ellia. I'd give Gaston and Osvaldo away for free at this point to get them off the books. I personally was baffled when we gave Kelvin a new 3 year deal, which was widely received as "well done Kelvin, that's his reward for being a great servant". No, the reward for being a good servant was being paid my annual every 3 weeks for the whole time he was here. Giving unproven players like Gazza and Mayuka such long contracts was daft too. 5 years for someone who cost £3m and has never played at this level? Players like that should get a 3 year deal and an extension if they impress after their first season. It's hardly like we were fighting big clubs for their signatures, we should be dictating these terms. Mayuka is Cortese's very own Tommy Forecast, he must have the best agent in football. We can't even give him away because of his wages.

Rudi Skacel - July 8th

Bompey getting all their business done early in the window, that'll make them a force to be reckoned with like Norwich a couple of years ago.

I highly doubt that. I think he knows the score he just doesn't care. After all he was born in the early Triassic period and sleeps with 21 year old super models. I doubt he cares about the hows and the whys.

The part about English teams and youngsters doesn't surprise me. Who was the last academy player to hold down a first team place for Chelsea, Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool or Man City. The big clubs just don't have the patience to blood young talent, the Premier League is one of the worst in the world in that regard. With hundreds of millions riding on Champions League football or avoiding relegation, teams just wont risk inexperienced players when they can bring in the finished article from abroad. In the last 5 years AOC, Chambers and Shaw have made their Saints debut and played for England. We aren't being hyped, that's an excellent return for an academy.

No you shouldn't it's irrelevant.

I never got why Spurs sold him. I always thought him and Bale were the reasons Spurs were in the Champions League, as opposed to the official media version of 'Arry being triffic.

Surely 'Tuesday night' Jos deserves an appreciation thread. He was widely criticised on here for his Premier League performances but I don't think he did that bad personally. Obviously we have better now but Jos was part of a pretty weak team, playing between Gazza, Fox and JWP in his debut season. Let's remember the good times though. Two absolutely crucial goals against West Ham, amongst others and that 'now we're going up' moment when he scored against Coventry. Good luck Jos!

We have enough 'squad players' we don't need to fill the squad up with mediocrity. That's what we did in the summer of 2004 with Nilsson, Jackobsson, JVD, Yahia and the like. Long, Tadic, JWP, Davis, JRod and Mane already have the attacking midfielder, supporting striker role covered. We don't need more depth, we need one or two better options to complement them; Ellia and Djuricic aren't the answer. They were just cheap loans who have failed to impress at their previous clubs.

I don't think Juve have forgiven them.

You could probably smoke 2 or 3 cigarettes on weekends for your whole life and suffer no adverse health effects. If people chose to smoke excessively, that's their problem. It's the same with alcohol, you could take a tour of French vineyards shouting, "f**king murdered, thousands of people die from liver disease and drink driving accidents every year!" He's just making money out of other people's stupidity.

Goalkeepers Forster-8 Davis-6 Gazzaniga-5 Defenders Clyne-7 Fonte-9 Toby-9 Yoshida-7 Gardos-6 Bertrand-9 Targett-6 Midfielders Davis-5 Wanyama-8 Reed-6 JWP-6 Morgan-8 Tadic-6 Djuricic-4 Attackers Pelle-7 Mane-7 Long-4 Ellia-4 Going by 5 as being average I think some of you are being very kind to a few of our players. Long for instance, 5 goals and all at home to very poor opposition. I don't care if Long runs around or Djuricic looks good on the ball, they have both failed to deliver.

If someone hangs themself, you don't blame B&Q for selling them some rope.