Lighthouse

Potentially career threatening. Get well soon Luke!

I've seen some ludicrous arguments against this. "They're my kids in my car, the government has no right telling me what I can and can't do!" Yeah, you should be allowed to beat them too. Agree, £50 isn't enough. There's no excuse for it.

If there was no buy to rent, there would be no rental properties at all. I used to rent in Bristol and it was difficult enough finding somewhere decent to rent as things are. At the time I didn't have a hope in hell of buying a property as I was on unstable income with some massive student debts to pay off. I think I worked out once that in the 3 years following graduation from school I lived in 15 different flats and houses (in no less than 5 countries). Buying a house is practically impossible for about the first 10 years after school I'd say. You jump around from college to college, job to job, one relationship to another. Buying and selling properties and short notice every 6 months or so is completely impractical and unaffordable. The reason there is so much B2R is because there is so much demand for short term, rental property.

lard, that's a sh*t haiku.

This but with Yoshida on the bench for Bertrand. If Ryan is fully fit he should start, if not I'd rather have Yoshi on the bench. Shaw looked like Utd's best threat today against Liverpool, I think we need to keep him quiet. Put Mane wide right and push Shaw back into his own half. At least we can't get mugged off by RVP this year.

"Oh Yeeeessss!!" Wonderful unbiased commentary.

Go on Utd, stick 4 past them.

Shaw vs. Clyne and Lovren today. Morgan on the bench, Lallana injured.

Unbeaten away from home this season but that was a poor game.

Good run and cross from Cedric.

Tadic on the right apparently...

COYG! etc.

Not sure why Romeu was dropped.

If only there was some sort of computer simulation where you could actually play out scenarios like this, I'd love to see how a Corbyn government would pan out (so long as I didn't have to live with the consequences). Even Jim Callaghan was closing the coal mines.

Surely they are printed several days before the match though.

You would rather wait until some unhinged nutter, indoctrinated and trained by ISIS, traveled to the UK and blew the sh*t out of some shopping centre before we do something about it?

You're saying someone's case is going to be reviewed by 3 completely separate Harold Shipmans, who will then give a patient a lethal injection, kicking and screaming against their will? Who has said doctors will be paid a bonus for euthanising patients? You've just made that up. May I ask in which area of medicine you specialise, just out of interest?

This isn't for people who are diagnosed as terminally ill, have a few months to live and want to treasure every moment, visit the canals of Venice, go to their daughters wedding etc. This is for people so ill they are physically incapable of leaving their own bed, unconscious and in chronic pain. Their life wont be infinitely precious, quite the opposite. If you are conscious and you want to live, obviously a doctor isn't going to recommend euthanasia.

The thing is, it wont be a case of 'this guy is really ill, assisted suicide might be an option.' It will be more a case of 'we've exhausted every possible avenue of medical treatment. We're at a dead end now, let's refer this case to a judge'. I don't think the actual disease leading up to that decision is particularly relevant. I don't think the logistics are all that hard. You can opt into a system, same as being an organ donor. I'd be quite happy to register for a system whereby if 2 doctors and a judge are unanimous I'm not coming back, they can choose to end it.

Can you do sweet chili and maybe some jalapenos. I'm getting quite into Mexican recently. F**k me...

I can't believe so many MPs voted for dying a slow, agonising death at the tax payers expense. Apparently their medical opinion is more valid than 2 doctors and a judge, as per the proposal. I can only assume they are all scared of making such a brave decision and decided to stick with the status quo. Now they can go back to voting on tax rates for local counsillor's expenses or some other dull tripe. A small part of me hopes those who voted against end up wishing for death on some hospital bed one day. In reality I'm not that sadistic but I can't help but want people to face the consequences of what they're voting for.

An interesting way for them to 'celebrate' 911 although I thought it was well known those two were at war. I think there was even a beheading video online of ISIS murdering a bunch of Al Q prisoners. Certainly the reason ISIS isn't prominent in Afghanistan is partly due to them all being rounded up and killed... by the Taliban. What a mess.

I'll throw a curve ball in here and say Heathrow Airport.

A bit dramatic. They would have cut the fuel and fired an extinguisher into the engine which would almost certainly have put it out. The airflow would have dissipated the heat pretty quickly once the fire was out.

I don't really get why these guys are sh*gging some skanky hooker in Middlesbrough or Wolverhampton, when most of them have got a supermodel waiting for them at home. Can they really not go one night without getting their end away? I once went 12 years without sex.