Lighthouse

Good night was it?

If only everyone was as awesome as me and bought neither.

If I discovered a way of making £500m by slapping my pork sword around your ears, would you be saying the same thing? As Hatch said, it's not the fault of the contestant who are chasing their dream, or Cowell who has done a brilliant job lining his pockets from other peoples idiocy. It's the mongs who watch the show and buy the records. There are two guarantees about the Xfactor winners song. It will be sh*t and it will get to number 1. People will buy that record come rain or shine, regardless of how appaling it is.

Lampard went on loan to Swansea Beckham went to Preston Rio Ferdinand went to Bompey So did Jermain Defoe John Terry went to Notts Forest Ashley Cole went to Palace Crouch played a couple of seasons at Pompey and QPR Aaron Lennon was at Leeds Milner went to Swindon. Then there are all the players like Bale who started off at smaller clubs before making it big. Very few players walk straight into a top level Premier League sides. Even Rooney was 'super sub' for a struggling Everton team.

Which worked wonders for Eric Djemba-Djemba. Why do you think top Prem teams send their youngsters out on loan to NPC teams?

Wouldn't be surprised if Oxo was being watched, but he hasn't set League 1 on fire yet. Can't really see Arsenal bidding for him on anything he's done this season.

Give it 6 months, his toys will be littered around the pram again.

TBF Diniz did give us the best F1 headline ever... Diniz in the oven!

I'm knackered after reading that.

I just don't get why it's even watched any more, let alone one of the biggest showns on TV. Then again there are a lot of things I just plain don't get. February will mark the 10th anniversary of the creation of Hear'say (from wiki, I don't know the date they were created). That's a decade of Pop Idol, Fame Accademy, X-Factor etc. and still people tune in every Saturday night to see which HMV check-out assistant will get the next 15 minutes of fame. It's just the same s**t every time. Why does this not get old for so many people?

Is he good enough to keep Owen and Benjani out the side though?

Serves you right for going in there wearing a balaclava, black and white striped jumper and carrying the cheque in a sack labled "swag".

The snowmen I made last year disappeared around the beginning of March and the Police still haven't found them. This is a very serious issue.

Ben Freeze Lee Badly-insulated Holmes David yellow snowconnolly

Airplane and the Naked Gun trilogy are both excellent. Airplane has got to be the winner overall. Timeless. The first 3 Police Academy movies were good for a silly giggle. Robin Hood, Men in Tights is hillarious. "You changed your name TO Latrine?" "Yeah, it used to be sh*thouse! I've tried to watch Anchorman several times and just do not get it.

http://www.hartlepoolunited.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10326~2235203,00.html

Absolutely feck all in Bristol. Not even a flake.

Didn't see his show tonight, but to give him credit he was brilliant on Mock the Week. If nothing else watch this from 4 min 40s onwards.

Actually all their prices are going up by 24% on Friday. Clearly the bloke in the shop thinks you are a c##t.

Ted Striker: I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether. Rumack, Randy: [together] It's an entirely different kind of flying. Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight? Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice of steak or fish. Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna. R.I.P.

Your neighbours are both deciduous trees?

Anyone know what was written on Tessem and Beattie's shirts after Tessem scored against Spuds? Good times though. Tessem and Anders goal's were excellent.

I thought you had caught more than one neighbour - dog humping (I assumed you met doggy style) - a cabbage. Painted a slightly odd image in my head.

Without the apostrophe in "neighbour's" that took on a completely different meaning for a minute there.

Sweet. It's winnable, especially at home. Blackpool may rest players. How embarassing would it be though if we won and the papers labeled it a "giant killing".