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TBF, I think that's more of a 'birds in Magaluf' thing than a 'Wigan' thing.

As a neutral I'd have said a pretty clear win for all 3 teams. As a fan though you always fear your team will f**k up. I think it was around this time last year Norwich had a local derby against Ipswich. They won 5-1 and got promoted.

I can't seeing this being true somehow. You would have to be an absolute nut job to buy a ticket in the opposing end at any local Derby match. Even if a fairly large group of people did it and you were pretty hard, you'd still be outnumbered by a large majority.

For the sake of playing devil's advocate, there's no way he'd get a fair trial in a civilian court. At least in a military court he will be judged on actual evidence as opposed to public outrage and emotion.

Nico Kranjcar maybe. Always thought he was the Skates best player and is hardly a Spuds regular. Still only 27 and only cost them £2.5m, so I doubt they would demand a high transfer fee.

A delicate subject. I think corporal punishment is more suitable for younger children as they are less reasonable and wont respond to a reasoned explanation as much. When I was little I got a whack if I miss behaved, Grandma even used to whack me with a wooden spoon. It taught me from a young age to respect my elders and not act like a little w*nker. I've never really misbehaved since then. I think if kids were subjected to this kind of discipline from a young age, it wouldn't be nescessary for corporal punishment into their teens.

In a bit of an inconventient place to take a photo right now, but if you can picture those little sausages you get in Heinze spaghetti, you're in the ball park.

Dodd was seldom in a possition to shoot. Morgan is but rarely has a go.

Think Barnard used to take them for Saaaafend. Him, Sharp or Fox would get my vote. Not Morgan though, I don't trust a player who takes 3 shots every season to score a penalty.

Yes, but it's tiny. Nowhere near big enough to scare off a burgular, especially if it's dark.

I keep an ENORMOUS strap on dildo for such circumstances. If anyone breaks in I just stick it on, go down stairs and say, "good evening. I've been expecting you." The bloke would run a mile.

Saw him playing in the Europa League in November. A long way past his best on that showing, I really wouldn't bother. I'd rather stick with Fonte and Jos and his wage appetite will be too large to justify being a 'squad' player.

Lambert Caroll has a sh*t pony tail. Usless, violent, homeless, Ibrahimovic wannabe.

I'd die much happier going to 91 league grounds and not going to Wigan personally.

Insert groin strain/ magic spray joke.

Step up and scored goals when we needed them most in the past. Got the first ever goal under Adkins up at Wednesday, first time we'd scored in about a month. Has scored numerous last minute winners, equalisers and that goal against MK Dons. I have faith that he can do the job given time, unlike Guly who can run the show one game and vanish the next.

Is it really that difficult to not act like a mong at a football match? I just don't see the appeal in shaking a metal fence.

I was searching for a new torch last night and in my boredom was trying to find the most poweful torch on the market. The two most powerful, but still practical, I could find were an 85W torch that can light stuff up 1km away and another that can cook marshmallows at short range. It struck me that only a man can appreciate stuff like that, like surround sound speakers and pen knives. Anyone own any other decent man toys and gadgets?

Why? He has the whole of April, May, June, July and half of August before the new season starts. Bad news though, he will be missed. Having said that I have faith that Sharp and Barnard can step up to the mark.

Sorry, I'll take it off.

Which part of Brizzle are you in? It's my day off, I may wander up there and have it out with them.

I whole heartedly agree. However I don't think grief should be compulsory as alpine is suggesting.

DD, Kraken this has just turned into good old fasioned alpine trolling. Having a go at people he's never met because they aren't grieving for people they've never met at an unrelated football game he wont even be attending. I'd leave now whilst you still have your sanity.

Yeah I wish. Haven't been to Spa since 2010. Best weekend I've ever had with my clothes on.

What you have there is an owl, not a teenager. Hope this helps.