Lighthouse

It seems they wrote ‘Professional Football Team’ on some of the paperwork and are being prosecuted under the trades descriptions act.

TBH it doesn’t even need to go as far as sexual assault in order to be a serious issue. Even if 100% of trans women are completely harmless and respectful, there’s still an issue of privacy, dignity and consent. I’m not a sex offender, I don’t present any threat to women as such but that doesn’t give me the right to override their consent when it comes to nudity, regardless of how I ‘self identify’. It works both ways too. Egg mentioned how young boys would feel seeing a bloke in a dress getting changed; for me that’s not an issue. Far more of a problem would be if I was a teenage boy and a naked girl was stood next to me ‘self identifying’ as a man. All joking aside, how would you feel standing around naked with all the boys you knew at school, each with a stonking great horn. It’d be highly damaging to a young man’s psyche.

People always say this as if it's somehow unique to Saints but it's nonsense. Even Leicester lost to QPR and Plymouth.

We’re unbeaten against the rest of the playoff sides, with 14 points from six games. Even if you include Ipswich, 14 from 8 would be 81 points extrapolated over a full season, that’s a solid playoff points total by itself.

So the flat track bullies beat another crap team. Excellent performance and result, just what we needed to get back in gear for the playoffs. Leeds won’t be looking forward to Norwich.

Both teams have clearly taken their foot off the throttle, understandable really. Obviously the result won’t count for anything but having listened to Leeds fans call us the, "flat track bullies who only beat sh*t teams," all season, it would be hilarious to do the double over them.

If we’d beaten Stoke we could have finished on 90 points and still been fourth.

Rate him or not (and I for one don’t) he’s clearly our best option leading the line until RS is fully fit.

Here come last day dead rubber man.

Ooooh, shame. A fraction early.

Simple question: what, in your view, would prevent a man - any man in the world - from using the women’s changing room?

You’ve gone from saying it’s silly to try something different in the last game to demanding to know why we didn’t try it several games ago (when we were playing well and winning games).

We weren’t playing Leeds several games ago.

Well, I may be confused here but I’m under the impression I’ve just watched a decent half of football. We played the way you have to in order to beat Leeds, ran at them, put their defence under pressure and even roughed them up a but towards the end. So far not a bad plan B, from the manager with no plan B. Only two downsides really: Manning is only a smelly fart away from being sent off and needs to be subbed. Possession was 50:50. Absolutely gutted.

Need Bree on for Manning at HT. Got to be on his last warning now.

We’re playing the way you need to get at Leeds and cause them problems. There is no tactic in the world which involves JS and THB playing the balls they did in the build up to Leeds’ goal. Those were individual errors. And now we’re 2-1 up at Elland Road. This game isn’t the disaster some people want it to be.

Adams through on goal. Forgets to take the ball with him.

The goal we conceded was nothing to do with the formation or tactics. If you keep giving them the ball in areas like that, you’ll conceded playing an 8-1-1.

Dreadful from THB, TBH.

FFS! What are we doing with this stupid formation. Now isn’t the time to be p*ssing around, scoring goals.

Touch of a f**king hippo from Adams at the back post. Looked like a foul on Downes too.

Like going back to the 4-3-3 we’ve been playing the rest of the season, having lost absolutely nothing.

Martha used to do bird for dodgy share trading and now makes brownies with Snoop dog.

Okay, so it would be madness to do anything thing other than just play it safe and stick with the strategy that’s lost us the last three games?

A manager who's just lost three consecutive games is trying something slightly different (5-3-2 is hardly unthinkable) in a match with no league consequences. I genuinely fail to see any problem here.