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Some of you make it sound like we were hawking Chambers around the Premier League all summer, desperately trying to get rid of him...

Everyone else is doing it so why shouldn't we? Pathetic.

The Dumping Ground. Is that another if their planned new stadiums?

Also "very special", "born to play the game" and "a wonderful talent". LOL.

Skates on Twitter now referring to Jack Whatmough as a "wonderkid".

And some people think that our chairman is an embarrassment...

One his girlfriend's tweets is bizarre: @GaryMadine9 When you going to change your profile picture pref you in a #swfc shirt would be nice Wtf?

I had 100 congratulations to send them but I reckon I'll only send 0.4.

That's about 45 minutes from happening.

Just like we're investing in the future with state of the art training facilities for use by our exceptional academy, they should be investing in state of the art buckets for their exceptional beggars.

Heh, good question Jimmy. It also leads to asking what happens to the money raised if it is handed over but is nowhere near enough to build the extra academy pitches? Will it simply be used to plug another hole in their ongoing finance woe? To keep them ticking over for another week or two?

I'm going to write to Crisis and demand that I have a seat on their board following my share purchase last Christmas. At the same time I might ask why they called the share purchase a "donation". I didn't really understand at the time, and even now I guess it must be some jargon within the charitable sector.

So you'd hand over one hundred thousand pounds and in return you'd get tea and biscuits with anyone else as stupid as you 4 times a year. My word....

Can Pompey afford to send email?

I seem to remember the PST claiming that their bid for the club was "fully funded". Didn't last long, did it? Or did I miss the part where they planned to take a mangy dog on a piece of string and a dirty blanket along to a Southsea underpass?

Debtors' prison?

The gullible skates would be fobbed off with some crap from Factless, in association with the illustrious "Engagement Manager" if he's still alive.

A childish, attention-seeking strop? You do surprise me!

Aeropress. fin

Does your tinfoil hat make you feel safe?

And if that's not something to make you wee yourself in anger, I don't know what is.

Yeah, let's castigate the England manager for getting out and about, meeting the fans and answering their questions honestly. What a ****!

If you look back through the thread archives you'll find one of your cousins saying exactly the same thing before your last little dabble with insolvency (or maybe the one before that) - "It's why Lampitt has been parachuted onto us, to keep an eye on our finances". Lolz.

I guess this thread has gone a little quiet, presumably the lull before the storm that'll following the Trust AGM next week. Apparently anyone can attend though, so if you're interested - http://www.applebyfair.org