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Simple tap in. Simon Gillett did all the hard work for him. We should never have let that boy go, what a special talent!

Dunno, Liverpool need something to feed Suarez....

Not always, Shallot.

Crazy....

It's not owned by the fan's Trust but it IS fan owned..... LOL

Because if they can come to some sort of settlement that sees Bournemouth get less than 25%, Saints would keep more of any transfer fee and we'd therefore be more likely to sell. That makes sense. Quite why Bournemouth would have any interest at all in giving up even £1 of what they might legally be entitled to makes less sense.

I wonder if Vaughan still thinks that Trott's problems aren't mental but "cricketing reasons"? Does he think that Trott has been scared again by the mighty Sussex attack? And that Trott's issues aren't stress-related? Utter ****.

Oh no! What an unfortunate, unintended and unforeseen situation this is! We somehow now own a majority of the club and its assets! What are we to do?

The bloke on the phone in Wolverhampton didn't even stop laughing before the 5pm deadline.

Don't worry, they'll get their next parachute payment in August. Right? Right?

When you're the bestest, there's always people chasing your title, wanting to steal your crown and your glory. From the BBC: You should apply for the vacant position at Pompey, Kenny. Apparently this happens every away game for them....

And now, given that giving him away didn't work, they're getting nasty with him and sending him back to Pompey for a bit. That's pretty evil, tbf....

Chaps, don't forget that the FA, the FL, UEFA, FIFA, NASA, BP and LIDL all "have it in for them" so this loan will certainly be blocked by the authorities.

I dunno - Plymouth?

Us ****ing ourselves laughing (Hi Corpy!) at them?

You can't really argue with that but though.

No, but they'd be probably the biggest since Grimsby were relegated in 2010

Don't forget that an "AFC Pompey" would have had such a huge, mega, bestest following to away games that the Conference and all leagues below wouldn't have been able to accommodate them so they simply would have to have been allowed direct entry into the Football League, probably at Championship level.

Until he's pictured in his own personalised tracksuit in the pre-season squad photo, I won't be happy.

With only a few hundred of their own fans there too boo them as soon as they concede the first throw-in, they just might....

Please let that be true....

Do you play, Sue?

Nice last line here appropriate to this thread http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/southampton/news/34434/saints-warn-the-premier-league-they-may-be-unable-to-field-a-side-next-season

I heard that and thought that they were talking to McInnes.