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baggage

With Labour's campaign slogan "Vote Clegg, get Cameron".

wooden

lies

titwillow

Zeno

phlegm ( As in the line from Carry on Cleo - "My father was called Bronchious Mucious, he was Flemish". )

What happens in Thirsk ? They havn't had their vote yet, due to a candidate dying. As it's a comparatively safe Tory seat, will the LDs contest it ?

When will we start a new thread - "New Government - the arguments" ?

Nah, the campaign for the capitilisation of the first person singular personal pronoun.

During the campaign, DC was asked to define a 'bad joke', his reply was 'Nick Clegg'. During today's press call he was reminded of this, at which point NC asked if he really said it. When DC reluctantly admitted it, NC joked 'right I'm off'.

Charles 1st - beheaded Charles 2nd - pro-Catholic wastrel who failed to father a legitimate heir Charles 3rd (?) - end of the line Long live the Republic

I'm hoping she sees Chas off, then we might have a chance to be rid of the lot them.

"World champions" of a sport that only the USofA play to any effective level

sunshine

Nick Clegg in the biggest 'non-job' ever; Deputy Prime Minister, the new John Prescott ?

I've got 5 'pool ST holders in my office, and 3 more working in my other technical team 3 miles down the road. Plus my Arsenal supporting son is already chasing his contacts from work for Wembley corporate box tickets.

I suppose there are always the crawlers willing to kiss any @rse for crumbs from the rich man's table.

I'd have thought you'd go for "Land of Dope and Tories"

Much as I want the 'pool to go up, there's a small part of me would love Leicester to make it, just to shove the 'boot boy' taunts up the @rses of the ***ts who peddled them

Give DC enough time, Labour will be laughing all the way back to No 10.

The most class riven country in the western world.

Yep, they'd be able to afford to finish the stadium.

Yep, "Imshi, imshi" - "Punkah wallah, where's my trunk ?" - "Bl00dy fuzzies, get off my land"