Pastor Patrón

Scholes and Giggs are 38 and 39, just sayin' cuz...

Yeah but Damiao is Brazilian and costs over £20mill, thus infinitely cooler.

He's no Gary Hooper though is he.

Hooiveld and Fox are clearly our standout worst first team "regulars"

Who have we paid too much for? I can't think of many that are currently worth less than we paid

Seems about right

Find a sprinkler and hold a lighter beneath it, then wait in the car park with your camera at the ready.

Would you not expect Brazils number 9 to cost more then a Dutch reserve player?

Nope, only youtube vids, looks extremely average, Osvaldo looks miles better though. Nah I reckon you could get him for £12m, Blackburn suck balls.

Can't believe no one in the Prem has taken a punt on Rhodes, I'd love it if we signed him, wouldn't have wanted Hooper or Wolfswinkel and Damiao looks pretty meh.

Obviously not, Lambert scored more goals in the best league in the world then Wolfswinkel did in some no-mark poverty league.

Would you swap Lambert for either? Lol no thanks Jeff

Wouldn't that be 50k and 100k then?

Boruc Cork Lovren Yosh Shaw Wanyama Schneiderlin Puncheon Davis Rodriguez Lambert

So he's mentally unfit, not physically is what you're saying?

Ramirez played all of 45 minutes and missed the end of last season, he's got no excuse whatsoever not to be fit for the start of the season unless he's injured.

It takes a professional athlete a month to recover from a football match these days eh?

Performance is extremely mediocre, a 0-60 of between 6 and 7 seconds is terrible for the MPG it does. High end power is also not a positive thing, it's a negative. Again, no it's not, even the owners clubs say the reliability is god awful on them, and the price suggests as such. Like I say there's a reason they're so cheap and it's not because they're good.

They're god awful, that's why they're so cheap. I nearly bought one myself until I researched it, appalling MPG (often under 20mpg) and reliability, with mediocre performance.

Just less yellow.

I don't have one, why?

I'll just put it down as a coincidence then.

Employee in brown nosing their boss shocker.

This, he was our best attacking midfielder last season. Hoping he gets plenty of game time again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtLxpMyh13g It's no Sammy saint doing Gangham Style I'll give you that.