Unbelievable Jeff

Potentially both...

Yeah, you don't forget. Wear a helmet though...

People don't buy German cars for reliability though, they go for the premium feel, better engines, refinement etc. Same with Range Rover, Jaguar etc, they're all pretty **** reliabaility wise. The only thing I've always found confusing is why Skoda is always far better reliability wise than Seat and Volkswagon.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32048660

So who's closest to getting a ban now then?

I'm a big Top Gear fan, but I am sure we will see a pretty similar program pop up elsewhere. It is also getting a bit long in the tooth, they are running out of ideas, so a fresh start may do then all well. Find it funny how people sneer and judge those who enjoy Top Gear, just because they don't. Seems a very churlish thing to do.

Isn't Vilhena more of an attacking player, more likely to play where Steven Davis does? Pretty sure he wouldn't be our Schneiderlin replacement, would he? Pretty underwhelming if true.

Oh well, they'll all go to a new channel and start a similar program. Meh is the best way I can put it.

Balls. **** it, close the thread mods. I failz at the interwebz.

Removed the ones that weren't working.

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Ha, you beat me to it!

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=166880251

[in a thread talking about physical exams] I once had a similar experience when I signed up for the bundeswehr (military in germany). A nurse had to check me for tummy rupture (standard procedure) by placing her fingers on the side of my balls and then I had to cough (supposedly if you have a rupture it shows then). She was really young 17-18 I guess but looked much younger, maybe 15-16, totall jailbait. Normally a male doctor or nurse has to be there if its the opposite gender doing the checkup, but the dude had to go and they just said: f*ck it, where doing it without him (paraphrasing) and she asked me if that was okay (said yes of course). So she tells me to undress my underpants (had already been in underpants for the other checkups) and I do it. My penor was really sweaty and cold, and quite retracted and small because of it. Was really embarrasing but I acted cool (tried at least). The bish tried to keep a cool as well but I saw that she really tried not to smile and giggle because my penor was so small (she couldn't help but smile). She then placed her fingers on the side of my sweaty balls and pressed them against them and told me to cough. I coughed and nothing happened (luckily everything was fine). The she touched my penis with her thumb and indexfinger and lifted it and looked at it from all sides (squezed it in the process) to see if it was okay (because I'm cut, which is unusual in germany, most people aren't cut). She dropped my penor and it bounced around a bit and I could feel it filling with blood. HOLY SH*T, I kind of freaked out inside because I knew what would happen and that only made it worse. I tried not to get a chubby but failed miserably. My **** turned rock solid and the one-eyed monster was staring in her face in no time. Her head was on f*cking blowjob altitude because she was sitting on the chair next to the checkup bench and I was standing infront of her. So my **** was fully erect about may dicklength infront of her face and mouth, I could actually FEEL HER BREATH on my bell-end when she then explained to me that she had to check my balls for cancer. The mood really took a durnturn and she looked really embarressed and unhappy (like me lol) and her eyes were getting watery from embarressment. So she felt off both of my balls with her fingers while my penis was dangling infront of her face. My **** actually blocked the view for her... So shes almost done feeling up my testies and then it happened. Ground zero. I could feel my kum bursting out and it hit her right in her pretty jailbait face and in her mouth (she had been breahting through her mouth because her nose was getting snotty because of the watery eyes etc.). It phucking landed INSIDE her mouth!!! I was literally yelling "aw ****" as it happened and it totally hit her by surprise, she completely freaked out and tried to spit it out and started to cry. It was one of the worst experiences of my life and they obviously kick me out and she actually tried to file charges against me (was dismissed by court luckily).

Hahahahahaha... Those forums are the best. Did you ever see the one where a guy was talking about tucking his balls into a condom? Or the one with the guy showing off his souped-up Honda with his wife (a blatant Thai Transsexual) posing on it? Genius forum.

Sidle up behind a woman and try for a cheeky bum vvank. See what they say.

Do you know what, that explains it very well! Thank you.

It'll be fine, we just had very bad turbulence on the way over. You don't know bad turbulence until you've had it btw, was pretty scary. Where you skiing? We were off to Chamonix, again for a long weekend, first few days away from our little one (she was 1 and a half at the time). Think we were more scared for her growing up without parents than anything else in all honesty.

But more people choke on mice per year...I think you'll just have to quit sleeping.

Of course you are, and we're all aware of that,sort of statistic but it's difficult not to worry about something like that! I know it's irrational, but still worries me. I think it's got worse since having children mind.

Sent a distress signal 46 minutes after take off. Horrible news, just horrible. With the number of issues recently it's making me more and more nervous flying (myself and the missus had a horrible flight to Geneva last year).

So what is sexism? Is it the ability for women to do as they please, or is it that they shouldn't feel they have to act up to certain draconian ways. I'm not sure where I am with this subject to be fair as it constantly seems contradictory and no-one has explained it (I guess cos it's a hard thing to explain). As for the below, are feminists not allowed to feel sexy or buy sexy underwear? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3006687/Stretchy-fabric-no-underwiring-padding-real-women-models-Feminist-lingerie-s-NOT-meant-sexy.html

...gave my face a kick?

Richard Blackwood next ("Wow, I'm feeling more suggestable already")?

Exactly that!