Unbelievable Jeff

The most frustrating thing is without moving house or job we literally have no choice.

Haha, no, not at the moment.

When is JWP going to be fit again?

Unfortunately I can't use my car, or I definitely would try.

It'll just make everything more expensive, especially at the lower end, but will allow more people to buy as generally the issue is having the upfront cash to pay the Stamp duty, not getting an extra £20k on a mortgage.

What are other peoples opinions on them? I commute daily into Waterloo on the Surbiton mainline from Weybridge, and i cannot remember the last time I got on a train that arrived on time. Considering I have to pick up my daughter from nursery and it costs £25 every time I'm later I'm getting £100 of fines every month, all because SWT cannot provide a decent service, and one I pay £300 a month for. I complained this morning via Twitter and they sent me a pamphlet of excuses, but no solutions for going forward. What are our rights as customers of what is just a **** poor service?

So unlucky.

Anyone training up from London?

I am definitely quirky, I'll give you that.

I would take them to be safe.

I went there before seeing Muse - ****hole!!

Out for dinner for my mates birthday so unfortunately won't be at this one. Although out in Camden so not too far. Brett, you still in Camden?

That was in the Metro this morning as well.

Sorry mate. I just don't believe you. Too many inconsistencies, and too much 'trying too hard'. I'm calling bull****.

Except it's not, they're highest risk, and have a far higher infection rate than other demographics.

I assume you don't hang around with a lot of hard druggies, gay men or Africans then. AIDS is a very manageable disease nowadays, which is why it doesn't get the press it did, and prognosis is generally good for those who get it. Still kills a lot of people in Africa mind.

Inter won't buy him. They have no money whatsoever.

I thought you were more my age (30), so it made no sense timewise to me.

Also, who has sets in Junior School? They don't split kids until Secondary School I thought...

How old are you? Surely the Arctic Monkeys werent around as a band when you were a teen?

Oh my god, you didn't just do that did you? You actually decided to brag about your child. Surprising you say he doesn't repeat it, yet he called Linkin Park '****'? Some inconsistencies here... I'm interested to know how he interprets 'Polly' by Nirvana. Certainly a topic that a 9 year old should be abreast of. And as for letting him down the skate park when college kids are there!! Braver than most parents I know, because i remember kids shooting up at the Mayflower Park skate park when I was 16.

I got the tickets free. Was never a massive fan really, although enjoyed the Collision Course album with Jay Z. Saying that, I'd still happily go see System of a Down, Iron Maiden and Rage if i got the chance...my teenage angst favourites.

I'd expect him to think they're ****. If you let him listen to them with all the bad language they use then I have to call your lax parenting into question. He's at junior school.

Yeah, you ****ing ****tish ****wit.

I assume this is cos they've got lots of money...