Unbelievable Jeff

I know someone called Matt, and it is also his birthday today. However, he is not a Saints fan and is 31.

For me I like to look at technique, and I just haven't been overly impressed with his. Just my opinion - maybe I have spent too much time watching SRL.

Am I the only one that just doesn't rate him? I don't think he has the attributes to become a top divison striker.

Was that what he got done for in the end? Blimey, I thought it was just for being an all round nobhead (although plenty of people have got bans for doing that...).

They have a couple of local boys in and around the first team though...although they do seem to like Kane.

That's genius, fairplay sir.

I do like those 968's - can get some decent deals on them if not a little over the £5k budget.

You'd have thought a manager that worked with both of them day in, day out wouldbhave recognised this.

How about any of the following: Porsche 928 Porsche 944 Porsche 968

ASSET STRIP. **** Les Reed, **** Wreck-it Ralph, screw you Katharina. You could have forced him to stay here against his will. We're going to get relegated now. Meltdown.

Toby's agent will be bandying that around to all and sundry if it's true, so I wouldn't worry about that.

More in-depth than those players agents?

I don't get what the big deal is about this guy leaving, I really don't. He's not our academy director he's someone who oversaw a pretty average success rate of signings. Don't get how this is news, apart from Ashton having a bee in his bonnet about the Summer. Replaceable...

Sounds about right...

Is Whelk CB Fry's spunk dumpster then? Nosh, nosh, nosh...

Can you change your avatar to this please? I have to say, thinking of you as him makes perfect sense, especially from an intellectual point of view.

'Sunshine'. Ahahahahaha, is that you trying to be hard? Priceless. In fact I might even Blog that post...

Yet again CB Fry failing to read and comprehend subtle nuances of people's opinions, but that's okay, I don't expect people of your 'ilk' to get stuff like this. Hence why I don't often engage you in debate, it's like teaching the special kid to spell. Frustrating and ultimately pointless. I will explain one more time, so you can try to 'get it'. I believe some journalists (particularly Ashton and Smith) are and have been leaned on and potentially paid to release potentially destabilising stories, by football clubs. This happens, hence why you hear about the Schneiderlin bids etc from a Spurs side, to try to unsettle players. In addition to this Saints making the top 4 is bad for the team that misses out, and hence I believe that the e re is a chance that certain stories will be released, probably about Koeman and our senior players, to try to contribute towards a drop in form. I know you don't agree, but to attributw quotes to me that I havent said is disingenuous and frankly cu ntish.

See, now your just suggesting things I didn't say. We can both play that if you want. Anyway, you probably want to get back to your Summer of bedwetting...

I don't think I ever said it was made up, more that the stories are passed on from clubs. For instance, when a player wants a new contract, they get their agent to release interest from clubs to journalists. Never said the press made these stories up. Plus I don't believe I commented on this story, it was more the other stories I had an issue with.

Woah, I don't think I ever said I thought the story was made up, more the reason that it was reported in a national newspaper as it's such a non news story.

I'm surprised St Charlie, Batman et al aren't ripping the board to shreds. Surely they can keep him against his will? Easy to do. If I were them I'd be blaming Les Reed for everything, making up nicknames for Mr Krueger and abusing our owner about her looks, weight and competence when running a company.

That's fine. He is but a replaceable cog in our well oiled machine.

You're getting the hang of this.

Thank god he's a bit of a *****, because it means he will pursue this.