Goatboy

It's nice. Carling isn't.

Whatever the budget, I would like to see us bring in Peroni this summer.

Still vile.

http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/pennydive.gif Was her password her Indian name? Dives-like-fridge.

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He's done his cruciate, not a toenail.

20+ goals would be worth £35m. Would Lukaku get them?

Have you read the tweets?

Penalty spots are the new snow leopards.

And shouldn't he also realise that 'sexting' twitter pictures to a playboy 'hottie' would attract the attention of the media? You just look like a desperate teenage saddoe Luke. Try working on your right foot and your final delivery in your spare time and have a quick vvank in the morning.

Agree. I bet his parents are horrified. Get off twitter. Get your head down and start showing and earning some respect.

Or reach out and tell him to stop being such a bellend.

And already has a better scoring record for us than Jack Cork.

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Less so now.

Where are the stripes FFS?! Quite like the socks.

Feeling warm and fuzzy already.

Looks like you've left your pyjamas on under your Jude Law scoop neck t-shirt. Are knock knees compulsory for those socks? A truly revolting kit.

BOSCH OR SIEMENS

Let's be honest though, listening to someone waffle on when they are on a sugar rush is preferable to hearing some knob on t**t powder, telling the whole world how great they are.

It's the manager that's picking him?

Rubbish. A good chef would discard the out of date choice cuts and make something beautiful with the vegetables,

I wouldn't call England a team. They are a group of indulged, arrogant, average players.

This.

This post doesn't even scratch the surface for me. I would dearly love a 5 minute swear filter amnesty.