Goatboy

And Goatboy misses his season ticket renewal due to being sidetracked by a 30 day orgy involving Taylor Swift, Emma Willis, Gemma Arterton, a freezer full of cookie dough Ben and Jerry's and a fridge full of Old Golden Hen.

Knew we should have sat inside.

Sorry, I meant to say F*ck off. Sh*t bearded bellend.

Yes, he has certainly endeared himself to me. A thoroughly honourable and likeable player.

Just as he wants anyone but England to win, I want anyone but Murray to win. Dour Scottish bellend.

Thanks Jack, and thanks for your advice. I felt like part of a new community today and I liked it a lot.

I really think we should go balls out to sign Toby. Money well spent.

I like Cahill but there is no way on MLG's green earth he has been anywhere near as good as Fonte this season.

This. Get Jose to have a word. Man up or f*ck off.

If we had come back from 1-0 down and 2-1 down it would feel like a win. The opposite feels like a loss. Our best performance for some time though.

Felt pretty good so what the hell. On my 4th pint now and my hamstrings are yelling at me!!

I've kind of agreed to do the New Forest Half/Full marathon in September. Fancy giving it a go?

Not too bad. Felt pretty good at the end so probably could have gone a bit quicker. Happy to get round though and really enjoyed it. Great to have so many people cheering us on all the way around the course.

Same owners as The Platform Tavern which is also a goodie.

She'd eat you for breakfast. And probably in the evening too.

2 hours 7 minutes. Chuffed with that! I am now going to attempt to drink a pint for each mile.

I feel old:( Love this film. Up there with The Godfather Trilogy and Once Upon A Time In America.

:(The shame

Not been in there for a few years. Last time was for a lesbian's birthday. True story.

OK:)This makes me happy.

That's not the same as back to full training though is it? your training programme.

Fat arse, big nose?

Agree.