Plastic

I like everyone apart from Jeff, he is my enemy because of his passive aggression in relation to SWT. I also dislike Greenridge because he sent me angry PM's demanding an apology after I accused him of dissing Shane Long. But he is not actually my enemy, unlike Jeff.

I'm glad Turks is back. After the loss of Barry and the neutering of Glasgow, he's the only worthwhile windup left.

Why is Baines on the pitch? Old & lacking form, he looks poor.

Verbose tŵat. Should have stuck with his funny clips show.

Got home from Newbury to Fair Oak in under an hour thanks to morestead / owslebury!

This is so horrible. I was listening to the reports on the radio on my way home. Kill yourself if you like, but don't take others with you.

Funny

What a goal by Mata against the dippers

Hahahahaha

Good hit

Suspected

Here we go... Vic coming on

Replay of the Davis save - forster would have missed that.

*attempted

Christ Mané has got some pace

Woohoo

2 this year is it? Something like that.

Super save

Crap so far innit?

Wow, Pellé.

Lol Kelvin looks 60

Oh dear. No keeper.

Tadić not looking good so far. Sorry to say.

No Vic? Interesting...

Good, maybe we can flog him to arsenal for 20mil