Plastic

I’m very glad to see Javid go. The guy is an opportunistic moron. Now if only we could get rid of the rest of the opportunistic morons...

Don’t give a **** about Schofield, but this Jameela sort has announced that she is ‘queer’ after an anti-social media backlash over her presenting some sort of gay dance competition. She has a male boyfriend apparently, so I dunno wtf is going on. Don’t think anyone is quite sure what ‘queer’ means in this scenario, although the implication is that it means ‘stop criticising me’. Lots of pan-gender he/she’s seem to have confused themselves with this, which is mildly amusing. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/entertainment-arts-51399416

So ****ing obvious. Play fast, get knackered, fuçk it up. Bye.

****ING BEAUTY!!!

We’re not gonna win are we.

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Weatherspoon?

Ah, the ‘good old days’. You can’t beat dreamy nostalgia. Life was better back then.

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Damn

Thanks buddy

Fecking hoj

Argh

Looks like you had fun...

I’m not complaining about the result you kn0b. Not sure why I got a pic of your GF as a reply.

Some **** setting off fireworks and upsetting my dog. Celebrating this exit is like leaving a party and telling the host it was sh1t as you walk out the door. Totally classless.

It’s not supposed to be a deterrent, it’s supposed to be a punishment. This guy should have been organ-harvested, Chinese style.

Has brexit cost more than our total previous contribution to the EU, or is this more ‘pony’? https://apple.news/AzSC2TP2eS4CWXfi5xDsIGQ

90% of the MOTD coverage was of Ings looking spectacular. He was on one yesterday, no mistake.

Just seen this. GET THE **** IN

All hail our new red bull masters. RB Southampton / Redbull Arena suits me fine.

Totally agree with this. Danso is an odd one, made some decent instinctive tackles, good defensive positioning, but clueless with the ball. Completely the wrong game for Boufal, the guy is a show pony and can’t play against gritty defensive teams. Lots of dives and play-acting was about all he contributed. Huddersfield were really awful, never looked like scoring, and this lack of threat meant we basically phoned it in today. Thought most players did an ok job considering, and I was really happy with both goals.

What a great result, especially with the 2 youngsters scoring. Huddersfield are dog ****.

Incredible performance. Great result. **** off Mourinho!

My children spend most of their free time watching hyperactive Americans running around their YouTube mansions with nerf guns, or filling their mclarens with packing peanuts. That’s definitely worse.