Plastic

I’d never heard of Pepe the frog or kekistan before reading this thread. Now that I have I’m bemused by the bantz they embody. All a bit fućking preschool isn’t it?

Austin needs to go out to pasture, or maybe a coaching role. Redmond just needs to fuçk off pronto.

World Cup soon innit

Hughsie's hoofball masterclass. Give that man the freedom of the city. Well played, ballsy substitutions which proved correct. Goal difference needs to swing by 10 goals for us to be relegated. It's possible, but **** me I feel better now! Gabbi mom, obviously. Ship Forster out in the summer. Surplus to requirements.

We don't win this, we are gone. It's incredible that we a making so many square and backwards passes. Incredible.

What the fûck is with this 'I need 10 touches before I pass' mentality? It's infected the whole bloody team.

That is the most unfair thing I have ever seen. Just fûck off.

Always rated that lad

Get OAP Austin off the pitch. That's about 10 fûckups so far. Useless.

Just watched the highlights. We look like a team. Not a brilliant team to be fair, but a team at least, for the first time this season. Great goals and incredible saves.

Never gonna win against 12

Has Shane long ever played football before? He's playing like he has clown shoes on. What's his fûcking problem? How hard is it to control a ball ffs?

Yep

Was just about to type how shît bednarek is

HAH! 2 players who only turn up when they fancy it. At least that will make them easier to sell.

Quite right. Bertrand is perhaps the most accountable among the squad for our poor season. All that talent and zero effort or commitment, despite his significant wages. If we are picking a player of the year, give it to Macarthy or Yoshida, not the former's fault he's a second rate keeper, and not the latter' fault he never got picked after generally solid performances.

Think I might turn this off. After 15 minutes. See you in the championship.

Embarrassing. Just awful.

Cedric looking shît again. Looks like Antonio is off injured.

How about - Win the cup + relegated, or lose the semi + stay up? Cup for me, **** the prem.

He was terrible for the majority of the match, but that was a quality goal... From the left...

Oh Gabi, you total pènis.

Well that was fûcking rubbish. Roll on part 2.

Would be happy enough with Hughes. He changed Stoke from a Pulis horror show to a reasonably entertaining team - no mean feat reversing that mentality.

As if. Getting ready for the championship. Megson innit.