Guided Missile

Has anyone thought that if Saints had been able to spend £11M that was owed to the taxman, during our last season in the Premiership, on players and then when we were forced to pay it back, simply asked for a sub on the next Sky payment from the EPL, we may have stayed up? I guess no one at Saints imagined that's how it worked... If Pompey get their next payment in advance, I will be happy if we never join the Premier League again. How the f*** is it ever going to be considered a fair competition again? Screw them and the pigs at the trough that run their league. I'm happy where we are....

...he must be devastated when his deception was discovered... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8508077.stm

How times have changed:

I think it's likely that was provided by a convicted fraudster. This time it is likely to be from an accountant that gives a sh! t about his reputation...

I think it's more likely I read my copy of the Times more carefully than you did, Len: "The knock on effect would be felt right down the pyramid and an extra club could move up from each division." This appears in the paper edition, but not in the online article, cheapskates like you read....

Should Pompey cease to exist, it will mean that 4 teams will be promoted from our division. Given this fact, we may be closer to the playoffs than people think.

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Time they were put in their plaice. For too long, they have floundered around at the bottom of the Premiership. Now is the time to dab the tears away and wave goodbye. Seriously, what's the porpoise in carrying on? They're just flogging a dead horse...mackerel.

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=12990 I still chuckle...

Were you there? They were facing us and did nothing to protect us or our players, either in the ground or outside...

Remembering the Derby game, at Pride Park, the OB were happy to let their fans invade the pitch and spent most of their overtime preventing the travelling Saints fans from doing the same. After 15 minutes of goading us, their fans were then allowed to dance off the pitch without a banning order in sight, whilst we were applauding both our players and their fans. Pleas God, allow us our 15 minutes of goading and celebrating, should we beat Pompey, preferably by going on the pitch, as nature intended. Markus waving a handful of Swiss francs wouldn't go amiss, either...

Yoda? More like Jabba the Hutt as this photo taken at an industrial unit at Horton Heath will confirm:

Dan Williams, aka HelpMeRhonda: I remember he was buying Blackburn Rovers, before he zeroed in on Saints...

...from the position we are in now, I can't help chuckling at the collection of complete nutters we attracted, when the administrators were called in. Christ, didn't we luck out with Markus? From the vantage point we now occupy, it is hilarious remembering the hall of shame and those that gave them a second of our time. How many can supress a laugh when faced with this lot? I wonder if any of this lot or any of the other characters, will resurface as Pompey go down the toilet? My bets are on Dan Williams followed closely by Marc "Monkey-Chicken" Jackson... I pray Help Me Rhonda is their spokesperson...

This one...

Yeah, I did. Have you ever been torn between the two phrases, "Lighten the mood" and "Rub Salt in the Wounds"?

Fantastic post, pancake. I took the liberty of posting it on the Pompey website. I'm sure they'll see the funny side...

The website is back up for the going out of business sale. Click here for a bargain.

Am I the only one that gets slightly aroused by this photo...?

Yeah, the man that got Michael Fialka an interview...

My feeling is that we should avoid risking herpes and swine flu, by selling the Pompey fans 10,000 tickets at a tenner a pop, segregate them outside the ground in a caged area, with a couple large screens, showing the match live and then keep them in, for a couple of hours after the game, hopefully during which time there will be a hailstorm. The club should then provide us with 20-30 wheelbarrows full of stones, which we will hurl at them, as we walk past. I always say that you should always try to repay someone's hospitality...

I'm taking a wild guess that he got his f*** ing money via his father's position as the fanatical leader of a terrorist state. Pretty similar to the position you were in, when Gaydamak Jr. laundered his father's money, made from illegally selling arms. Like I said, flies on a turd...and it sounds like you and your mentally challenged brethren have got used to the smell.

This about sums up the value set, in some f*** !ng football fans, because, I, for one, would not be hoping that the son of a terrorist dictator who killed 270 people in Lockerbie, was taking over my football club. That type of moral compass, is what has saddled you lot, with one piece of sh !t owner after the other. Like flies on a dog turd...

hmbatdajfu=he might be able to do a job for us Now, back to the Times crossword...

An individual's contribution to society and their value therein, can't be measured by a broad generalisation of their current occupation, nor the cost to the public purse of maintaining that group. Using this criteria is often a lazy way of reinforcing personal predujices, thereby providing some self-worth to the person making the generalisation. It is a hard thing in life to celebrate the diversity in our society and the acknowledgement of the value of those other individual's contribution to our own life. Very often, the first step is to accept our own shortcomings, rather than seeking to voice the shortcomings of others. All I do know is that the persuit of education, in all it's forms, is the future of our nation. The persuit of foreign wars, in all their forms, is probably not...