Guided Missile

When Jackson was asked by Meridian TV in April of last year, who was behind his bid for Bournemouth, Jackson responded... "That is something that, really and honestly, will never be answered properly and completely."

The club picks you, Stu, as you well know. I wish I'd had enough sense to boycott the last couple of seasons, but I'm like a moth to a flame. Let's hope this mug will be able to buy another season ticket. How about you? Had enough yet?

He's having dinner with me tomorrow night....

Ted waving goodbye to Tony Lynam You have to laugh, don't you? What a f***ing football club.....

Dear Tony, My friends and I normally go to Banks in Bishops Waltham, on a Wednesday night at about 7:30PM. Since the unfortunate events of today, I feel badly let down by you and the moneyman behind the deal, Michael Fialka. I really feel the need to insult you and so that I can do the decent thing, rather than insulting you from behind a keyboard, I would love to insult you face-to-face. I am sure that I am not the only one and if you can make it to the restaurant tomorrow evening, myself and I'm sure, many of my friends from this forum, would love to see you there. Banks do a very reasonable two course special plus glass of wine for £15 if you are hungry afterwards. Regards, John

They invented bullsh !t.... I know, my wife's American....

SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF IRONY - Jay Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of irony. "It was weird" Fullmer said. "I was in London and like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "great weather, eh?" and I thought "wait a minute, no way is it great weather". Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate. Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, plans to use irony himself in future. "I'm like using it all the time" he said. "Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them to sh!t and I said "hey, great weather!".

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/8125895.stm

Surely you mean the remaining Pinnacle bid?

Time to give up on the dream owner....

The prospect of a further 15 point deduction may be a significant fact that destroys that argument, TBH. It may be worth looking at Luton Town to see where your theory may take us....

No, I haven't heard from the police, for the simple reason that we are not living in Iran. Another possible reason is that posting facts, that are publically available and forming an opinion based on those facts then posting it, is still legal in this country, as far as I know. I did have a veiled threat from Mike Wilde, via Keith Legg, but when I provided my lawyers name and contact details, he went very quiet. If an email that Duncan posted on here was obtained and there is a claim of breach of confidentiality, I suggest that Tony Lynam should review the initial circulation list of that email to provide to his lawyers, in order to consider a civil lawsuit. That he thinks that there is a criminal law issue involved and that he can simply phone 999 for the police to sort it out demonstrates his capability to run a multi-million pound enterprise. As far as the humble pie thread, it was posted when we had been assured that Lynam et al would complete, at the latest, by today. I am still fully expecting this, as now is the time to support, not sabotage. Any posts that were made prior to this, by me, I stand by 100%, with the information I had to hand. As everyone knows with Mr. Lynam, the information changes daily, unfortunately...

IMHO, he heard there was a press conference called by Fry at 2:00PM and it's one of two outcomes, ie he has a 50:50 chance of being in the know. I'm adding to that, the fact that there is a mass sale of players at or about payday and I'm thinking that for a new owner with the backing of a multi-millionaire with money to invest and closing on the deal today, that is a very strange way to start off... In other words, I would put the odds at about 100:1 against your mate being right. No disrespect...

On one hand it could be boundless joy that the takeover is...er, over. On the other hand, the tide could go out tomorrow and we find out the moneyman is boll ock naked....in which case: Matt Le Tiss becomes a flawed but still much loved Saints legend. Unfortunately, his Soccer Saturday gig will become a trifle difficult and embarassing. Leon Crouch waves bye bye to a million, without even a statue to show for it. Lynam and Fialka quickly become persona non grata in the Southampton area. Not a problem for a guy living with his Mum in Barnet, but I would imagine Tony will be checking the ferry times. Fry will become a laughing stock for giving Pinnacle the time of day, and will end up in Begbies Traynor HR department, if the Swiss, et al don't cough up. McMoneyme writes a(n) eulogy in the Echo. Saint Richmond and about three hundred other posters blame Lowe Dalek 2003 blames everyone for not selecting Hoddle as our manager in 19canteen. So, no pressure Tony....

SS, you're an inconsequential, sangria drinking ex-pat, exiled by a collapsed housing market, trapped in a lower-middle class hell, where the locals hate you and you are sentenced to a life of trying to recapture your lost life in God's country, by logging onto this website and insulting posters that have avoided your sad fate. Toodle pip, old man....and make sure you don't drink the water...

Stanley, isn't it about time you started worshipping at my keyboard, like the majority of the posters on here, do....?

Mark, I have Frank on ignore for this very reason. He's a nightmare and if he can't be bothered to proof read his posts, which takes about a minute, I'm not going to spend a minute mentally doing it for him. Or, as Frank would post - Dyslexia Rules, KO?

....more like one of the spark plugs, FFS....

Precisely....

....of course, OK itself is an acronym, from: the Greek words "Ola Kala" meaning "everything's good" the acronym of the "comically misspelled" oll korrect the Choctaw word okeh the Wolof and Bantu word waw-kay or the Mande (aka "Mandinke" or "Mandingo") phrase o ke

Dear Mr. Lynam and Mr. Fialka, With my new found trust and confidence in your plans for the club, I am assuming that, despite Pinnacle having money, via Mr. Fialka and his group, for the wages this month, the sale of one, if not two of our players was discussed with Matt and Mr. Wotte and this is just the start of your 5 year plan. Please post an update if possible, as I am beginning to get nervous again....and I might not be the only one.... Also, I assume that Mr. Crouch is no longer needed for paying the wages. You haven't fallen out with him, have you?

.......and the Swiss.....

Hope everyone likes Pinnacle!!! Likely you need a moneyman. He assures Saints a great united new age together. Many years healing enemies and debts.

Hope everyone likes Pinnacle!!! Likely you need a moneyman. He assures Saints a great united new age together. Many years healing enemies and debts.

I'm going to have to cut and paste that gem, if you don't mind, Wes....