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The Carry On films were genius. Couldn't make them now of course! I remember when the "new wave" of comedians tried to make one. Carry on Columbus I think. It was crap.

I saw the second one first. Saw the first one last night and lolled at the bit where het gets covered in p*ss and the ongoing gag. As you say, gentle humour and a lot comes across as adlibbed.

There isn't much that makes me laugh on TV at the moment but saw this the other day and it cracked me up. Not usually a Peter Kay fan but this is great.

I expect it is for chaffing.

Saw an ad on TV for this company last night. WTF? anyone know what it is all about?

How many different questions can you ask after a match? It is a game of football we are talking about not the theory of relativity. It must be a nightmare trying to think of a different way to ask the same questions week after week.

I bet Sir Isaac Newton would have preferred to reach his conclusion from watching this rather than an apple!

a) we don't know for sure that Morgan is leaving this summer b) if he decides to go it is his choice as to where c) if he wants to play CL football anytime soon he would be batsh*t crazy to sign for Spuds.

Be great to get a piece of that action!

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Whitey Grandad - Clive Dunn Alpine - Victor Meldrew. Coxford Lou - Emma Peel in a leather jump suit Batman - Private Pike from Dads Army You were close with me Lou. Yes to beer belly and I still have a lot of hair for a 61 year old but I am just under 6ft tall.

Apparently Manure are lining up a £100m bid for Bale. Quality player. But £100m? Really?

Thing is none of know at the moment what is in Clyne's mind. Before the pitchforks are shaken and the torches are lit shouldn't we at least wait to find out what he proposes to do?

Horrible news. You would think with all of the health checks nowdays they could pick up a heart defect. Obviously not in this case. So sad for his family loved ones and the club. RIP fella

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I feel a bit sorry for St Charlie. Okay he was a bit of a fruit cake but he was harmless. Perhaps they could have banned his alta egos and kept him here on a short leash? There are those that come here and abuse people constantly with no recompense whatsoever. How does that work?

Journos are there to ask awkward questions, the type that the fans want answered. They are not there to stroke egos. Pearson knows this very well. He is just making himself look more and more deranged.

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How times change. I remember well the grief Lowe got over spending £1m on him. What a bargain Morgan turned out to be.

Frankly I wouldn't worry about players leaving until they leave.

Very wise. None of us were there and none of knows the truth although we all have our thoughts. What is not in dispute though is that at the very least the McCanns let their daughter down by their actions.

Awesome, both post within seconds of each other. Joined at the hip?

I will save you the trouble Lou. Some people think that the McCanns are squeaky clean and others think that they are not. Some who like to think that they know it all and take great pleasure in belittling others have excelled themselves. You probably wont be remotely surprised at the way things line up.

Heartbroken for the McCanns. They were expecting £1m but only walked away with £75k. Bummer.