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Shame on the injury but this guy is going to look like a roly poly soon.

A typical goal poacher, follows everything in the hope of a rebound and he's had two. Reminds me of Shearer.

Someone lent me a DVD of the Rooney major tournament goals for England the other day, Should of known it was going to be a blank one! The guy is a waste of space at these big events as he's either injured, fat or a choker - END OF.

A guy pulls alongside a small boy on the pavement, ‘I’ll give you some sweets if you get in the car.’ ‘No, leave me alone,’ the boy replies. ‘Come on, I’ll take you for ice cream later as well,’ he insists. The boy suddenly stops and turns to the man and says, **** off Dad, I’m not going to White Hart Lane again no matter what you say.’ A one pound coin was thrown onto the pitch at Fartton Park. Police are trying to determine whether it was a missile or a takeover bid. Brendon Rodgers was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” to which the old lady replied, “no way you got yourself into this mess, don’t ask me to sort it out!” The new Pompey manager won't stand for any nonsense. Tonight he caught a couple of fans climbing over the wall at Fratton Park. He was furious. He grabbed them by the collars and said, "Now you just get back in there and watch the game till it finishes, we've not thrown it away yet." What's the difference between Lallana and soup? ..Soup is a regular starter. Lovren is out at a bar, and flirting with a good looking woman. She invites him over to her house, and she goes into the bathroom, telling Lovren to get comfortable. She comes back and finds Lovren laying in bed with 2 naked men. She exclaims, “What the hell is going on?!” to which Lovren sheepishly replies: “I’m sorry! I can’t perform without Fonte or Sneiderlin!”

We only want players that can play a full 90 minutes.

At least our squad should be able to put in a good cup run you would think? I doubt they will use the untried academy players this year and mix it with those that have played in the first team like Reed.

OMG How old are you Cyber Bully FRY? Maybe you are getting excited about school again tomorrow?

35m for a 19 y o kid is pathetic, I bet they had to ask for confirmation from Utd if it was 3.5m and not 35m.

I expect QPR will drop the 15m asking price as they become desperate, Austin would have to drop his own demands too if he wants out. Shame we wont offered 10m to see if we could get him, would be good for us.

Been watching sky sports news this morning and it's nothing like it used to be. They have reporters in the football stadiums now instead of outside training grounds. Loved those funny moments including one of a young lad from Southampton who was dancing on his own, anyone got the footage?

Not a chance as we are planning on having 3 CB's in some games. That leaves us with no cover at all. Last season we had 4 CB's in Alderwald, Yoshi, Fonte and the Gardos.

When we get desperate to get him off our wage bill we will do what we did last year, send a fax out to all the clubs saying we will pay 40% of his wages for the season if you want him on a years loan. I expect he will end up at a club who are still bank rolled by the premiership money from the last two seasons.

My question is this, Why has Koeman not used his links with Barca? Stoke have bought some cracking signings from them and West Ham have just got Song on loan for the season.

How many medicals does he have? I doubt he had one last week as rumoured on here.

Does anything think we are trying to bring a loan option in from abroad? would be nice to get a top player in for sure.

A big club? that rules out Spurs then!!!

If Koeman said that Mane and Wanyama are not going then this is sorted. Utd will leak stories to the press but us fans have got to ignore it.

Other than Virgil do you think we might get a loan signing in? Will the press spread the gossip that Mane and Wanyama are having medicals at Utd and Spurs? What club will Harrison Reed end up on loan? Will Spurs panic buy and get another player in, probably called 'Onme hed' to go alongside 'son?' Discuss and put all the gossip and deals in here.

When this team clicks together it can certainly show that it can reach the top 6. Reason being is the Man u's, Liverpool's and Spurs are more badly run these days.

For 20m there is better options, however Saints would be looking at 10m options because we make a profit for when they move on for a higher price. This is not a dig, just the business plan we have.

Get a top replacement like Bender or make Wanyama suffer and let it be a warning to others your contracted to play for Saints.

Not in the video by the club for the arrivals so far, showed at least 14 players arriving.

Ha ha, comedy at its best!!!

The only big player who could save our season is Messi

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