Pilchards

At least we won't have our manager in town tonight smashed out of his skull like last Saturday. It looks even funnier on video as he is leaning up against the wall like he is gonna throw it all up outside the bamboo bar. Dont blame him really as Lowe drives everyone up the ****er.

First up I have to state some facts as its unfair on Dyer that this is happening. I knew about the first 20 people in the queue at Whiteley because my girlfriend is the personnel manager for the Tesco store. They was told 2 weeks beforehand and it was kepted a secret until announced on the radio as planned at 4-00pm Friday. Dyer had no idea as they suddenly put a board in front of you telling you that you have qualified for free petrol. If he was to know about this from the Power Fm team beforehand then he would of at least emptied his tank a little more before arriving to get at least £50 worth like every other car did.