Pilchards

What is there to sell? Why cant someone purchase the club and pay off the debts on a monthly basis owed to the banks etc. Once thats done then they can focus on sorting out the most important things like FOOTBALL.

Mark Fry to contact sky and the press with the statement as followed: Southampton Football Club will fold in 48 hours unless someone buys the club. Watch sky do the countdown and the celebrities rally round to buy our club END OF.

Does the bloke not have any ambitions? ;-)

Blimey the only good things to happen to our club in the last few seasons and each one was backed by Crouch! Take them away and this club would have NOTHING to even smile about.

Wilde came with a plan which was hire out Hone, Hoos and Durlieu in the hope they would bring him success in the premiership by taking a great sum of the silly money on offer. Because these three guys failed badly then he was left to take the blame. It was a gamble he took which cost him all his shares in the end. Silly man.

It means we have folded! Who wants to join me and watch the mighty Pompey on Monday night?

Friday is tomorrow!

-10 All our best players gone. No idea who our manager will be. **** crowds. **** grounds. Can't say I'm looking forward to it yet but I'm sure I will as usual.

I'm sick to death of these late goals we are conceding. What do they do all day sit around and post crap on forums while getting ****ed? I bet as we speak they are in the bar having a few beers :-(

Dogbreath is getting worse at that now! I can never remember Le Tiss ever taking a dive?

As his name is in the news right now I thought I would start a thread on those that remember the wonder goals and the silky skills he gave us over the years. I'm talking about Matthew Le Tissier. Now if you had to vote between him or seeing the amazing goals and tricks Christano Ronaldo has displayed recently and during his short career, Who would get your vote? I loved watching Le Tiss all those years ago but watching Ronaldo now leaves me stunned how he does it. What about you?

Have a great game everyone and I will donate a tenner if someone scores and celebrates with a Kung Fu kick :-)

Did he have his old Spurs playing shirt up instead?

Like I said win more often and yet our team failed that.... Gotte laugh hey?

Whats the answer? (1) Spend silly money on players and wages to hold your own in the Premiership and hope the players gel quick enough to pick up some points to survive, If you fail then you are stuck in the championship with high earners that will bleed the finances dry. (2) Spend wisely and hope the likes of your average players can take on the establised Premiership players, Take Hull for that example and now they are in freefall. (3) Stay in the championship and enjoy winning more often :-)

That was awesome, I ate a 6 incher subway reading that...! Oh, and Hitler Out!

So did Rupert Lowe, Sell everything and get these two ****ing nitwits to run the club. Shame he never had the other two years as I'm sure he would of change the clubs name and renamed the stands to sponsors from random companies like Tampax, Durex and Viagra! I would hate to know if he would of been the manager next? You really can't make it up can you?

Why buy it as some of you are going to give us the juicy bits.

I often would pop down Staplewood and see Woggy doing his kits with the other two ladies that worked in the office next to him, Listening to the friendly banter between them would be superb, For example Michael Svensson would walk in asking for a red top and woggy would start moaning that the ladies had moved it before you would see them shouting at each other and smiling at the sametime, Only then would Svensson just snatch it and run as Woggy would scream at him for snatching it. Thats the feel good factor you saw everywhere with the likes of Woggy, Strachan, Ruddock, Le Tiss and even Flowers was about as these people was the butt of so much when I often saw training. Now it's boring as the players are like robots to go with the coaching staff.

If I could turn back time I would of turned it back to 10 years ago and made sure that I stood on a bridge near the dell and dropped a slab of concrete on this geezer who would be on the back of this bike :-)

Sad story but a true point Throbber!

What on earth was you doing with a sock down there... Never mind Peewee ;-)

I bet you none of the guys scored that night as they are ****e!!

This season I suffered a badly bruised big toe as the anger of a **** team was too much In the end for me as I took a swing at this pedal bin but instead I caught the side of the cupboard. You would think better from a 5th Dan kick expert :-( The worse ever would be jumping down from the dell west stand to the players tunnel after almost everyone had left but the coke cans in my carrier bag landed on my head causing me to be knockout for the count. The craziest one I knew about was when we scored a goal once and this guy slipped and sunk his two front teeth into this bald headed bloke sitting in front of him, He showed me the scar on the blokes head a year after it happened. haha.

Best goal was Mcgoldrick's shot in the top corner against Palace. Beating Reading 2-0 away. Best Chant would be 'You can shove your ten points up your arse!' Funniest thing this season was seeing a picture on here by GekkoSaint showing a picture of Rupert Lowe as Austin Powers.