Saint_Jonny

Yep. He said he was proud of the players. Fucking mental. Fine don't go hard on them, but don't pretend that wasn't fucking awful either.

Pretty good effort from the fans all things considered - Season Ticket sales better than last season despite relegation

Goal Alcaraz. Nice finish. Kebabs on me Bois let's goooooooooooooooo

Never a pen. Red hef has had a nightmare there. Banter. Prowsey skies it.

I remember this! It was an absolutely huge game. Utter confusion as no TV coverage or streaming - this "WTF is going on" would happen all the time in those L1 days relying on commentary.

Looking at the ticket map today I see my whole row has sold out (in block 39) - which I believe wasn't the case last season, as we regularly had space to stretch out. Also looks like the vast majority of people in my block renewed. Good to see!

Yep - Saints were utter wank all season and Selles was one of the few coaching constants. Anyone whose "Plan B" was to bring Mara and A.Armstrong on as a double substitution every single week regardless of the opposition or score line is clearly a massive fraud.

Last day to renew today before your seats are released and the price goes up. So I've just renewed our three tickets. Was always going too, just waited for payday. Up the fucking Saints.

Yep. The fact that we are in a lower league than fucking Bournemouth says it all. The PL must have more "small" clubs than ever with Bournemouth, Luton, Brentford, Burnley and a few others making up the numbers. Fair play to every one of them, though, you don't get there or stay there on the basis of stadium or fan base.

Yep, all teams that dropped with us, are flying on the back of promotion or finished top half last season. Tough start indeed!

I would still be recovering from nearly drowning in a pool of my own semen if I were a Leicester fan. League and FA Cup win during their stint in the Premier League, incredible. Meanwhile Saints have fuck all to show for it relatively speaking.

You are right of course. I usually miss around 2 games a season because of other stuff getting in the way, likely to be more than that next season with all the extra midweek games.

Happy with that. £499 for my renewal, £21.6 game which is alright (providing we win more than two home games all fucking season).

I'll be renewing, no doubt about that. It'll be my old man that has to stand next to some plastic scouser, he's been warned.

Forgot about the ticket exchange until reading this thread. Listed! I hope my match-going-mojo comes back in time for next season.

Boys, gather round, we've got this guy here, Matthew something or other, he retired before most of you were born but listen he used to score goals from outside the box when Southampton played at The Dell "The what?" It doesn't matter just listen to what he has to say... "COVID was a conspiracy invented by aliens and there is one living in my ass!" OK Matthew thanks for coming..

Same! Even if we are utter gash next year we'll win a hat full more games than what you need to cling on to premier league misery.

What's wrong with singing about being the best team on the south coast and having livramento? I mean apart from the fact it's all bollocks..

I did the same thing. Adamant I wasn't going to bother, Palace was my last game, season tickets in the bin etc, and yet there I was stood watching the same predictable shit we've had for the last 3 or 4 years. Ponderous talentless wank. Thankfully I am on holiday and busy for the last two games. So that really is me done with this dreadful bunch of wasters. See you in August I guess.

It's the thick as shit melons that scream "SHOOOOOOT" when one of our players is within 30 yards of the goal that get me, and then kick off like a member of their family has been killed by ISIS when the player chooses not to shoot because they have three opposition players 2 yards in front of them blocking any shots.

God I hate football

Nice to celebrate an excellent Saints goal and going into a 2-0 lead. Top Six Sports doing their usual Top Six Team Vs WHOTHEFUCKCARES routine with their coverage of this one. When we went 2 up Gary Neville described it as "weird".

Lube up. They are going in hard.

Manager for 2023/24; Kenny Jacket Who stays?: Moi, Djeneppo and Lyanco are musts for me. Not bothered about anyone else. Transfers In: Adebayo Akinfenwa, Transfers Out: All of them Return to stripes? Or not?: Stripes, but with a twist. In the same way that the champions from the previous year get to have a gold badge on the arm, our kit will be brown and white to reflect out utterly shit we were the previous season.