Can't get hold of a girl you fancy? Maybe she is in the mortuary. Where is my axe?

[Matthew Le God]

Or maybe she just didn't want to text back...

 

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4775723.Lovestruck_student_broke_into_mortuary_with_an_axe/

 

[Verbal]

Muppet, n'est-ce pas?

[Clapham Saint]

What on earth is "complexity science"?

[Clapham Saint]

Or is it too complex to explain?

[Verbal]

Or is it too complex to explain?

 

Yes.

 

I bet she's thinking he's quite a catch though.

[INFLUENCED.COM]

What on earth is "complexity science"?

 

Or is it too complex to explain?

 

Its the pc word for studying necrophilia

[Arizona]

There's got to be a decent pun in there somewhere. You know, "dying to get a date with her" etc. only better... :-k

[for_heaven's_Saint]

Is it not somewhat of a contradiction that he met this girl at a Christian Union but he was studying for a Science Degree?

 

Suppose it's a bit naive to think the two are mutually exclusive, but still!

[Badger]

He was just trying to get a stiff to impress her with...

[RedAndWhite91]

I heard she was dead gorgeous though. I bet her boyfriend has an axe to grind with this lad now though because of his grave obsession with her. He should sell his story to the Sun, they could have a field day with the puns, he'd make a killing from it.

[Marsdinho]

There's got to be a decent pun in there somewhere. You know, "dying to get a date with her" etc. only better... :-k

 

The bodies in the morgue weren't the only things that were stiff......