Master Bates Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 ...how much time do you think you'd have to do?/fines you'd have to pay? There have got to be some potential life sentences on this forum. I'd probably have to pay a total fine of £10,000 maybe more plus 2yrs in jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Surely posession of all kinds of drugs can see you in jail...? No comment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Surely posession of all kinds of drugs can see you in jail...? No comment... Damn, I forgot about drugs, add another 6 months on to my sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Damn, I forgot about drugs, add another 6 months on to my sentence. But if you got a charge for every time you were in posession? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Ah sh*t, lock me up for 15yrs then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Ah sh*t, lock me up for 15yrs then Crouchie has the soap for the showers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 (edited) Damn, I forgot about drugs, add another 6 months on to my sentence. Only six months? I would say atleast 5 years. Think about it... For me (hoping none of this will be used in a court of law): Drug possession and potentially dealing (if selling to a mate if classed as dealing, however, I must stress it is only weed not a class a) Speeding on many occasion Piracy (not your gang plank walking type) think knock off Nigel Failure to report an accident (I only pinged his wing mirror, but I guess that can be classed as an accident) ABH, although I was under 18 and the police were involved, however decided not to take it further when they realised the bloke I hit was being a gimp (no, not litterally before one of your spaztards mention it) And if your going to get really technical, then when I was 15 I slept with another 15 year old, which so I gather can be classed as statutory rape?! :shock: All in all, I would be surprised if that constituted any time, however I would be lucky to not be fined ££££'s, especially the speeding element Edited 3 October, 2008 by Im_no_sinner better layout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I wouldn't recommend ringing the police to tell them you've knocked someone wing mirror off...they might accuse you of wasting thir time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 By the law and letter I should have had a few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Crouchie has the soap for the showers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I wouldn't recommend ringing the police to tell them you've knocked someone wing mirror off...they might accuse you of wasting thir time... Good job I didnt then, otherwise that would have been on the above list. Im sure had it been a Bentley or Porsche and the gimpy owner saw me do it, they would have thought otherwise though watching me drive off into the sunset. Luckily it was only a small ford van Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 7 yrs 6 months and 12 days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 17 infractions and 2 detentions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 7 yrs 6 months and 12 days Isnt that the amount of time you get put down for, for beastiality?! :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Isnt that the amount of time you get put down for, for beastiality?! :shock: Would have been longer if the Giraffe hadn't put in a good word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Only six months? I would say atleast 5 years. Think about it... For me (hoping none of this will be used in a court of law): Drug possession and potentially dealing (if selling to a mate if classed as dealing, however, I must stress it is only weed not a class a) Speeding on many occasion Piracy (not your gang plank walking type) think knock off Nigel Failure to report an accident (I only pinged his wing mirror, but I guess that can be classed as an accident) ABH, although I was under 18 and the police were involved, however decided not to take it further when they realised the bloke I hit was being a gimp (no, not litterally before one of your spaztards mention it) And if your going to get really technical, then when I was 15 I slept with another 15 year old, which so I gather can be classed as statutory rape?! :shock: All in all, I would be surprised if that constituted any time, however I would be lucky to not be fined ££££'s, especially the speeding element I'm not sure of the laws in Britain but it's usually only statutory rape if there is a difference in age of a couple of years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I'm not sure of the laws in Britain but in America for instance it's only statutory rape if there is a couple of years difference between the parties. (Age difference varies between states.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I have no criminal record, am generally a good citizen and like to think I was brought up well. So my parents think. If I was convicted of everything I'd done wrong, I would never again dine at a KFC. (Unless it was my last meal before I was put to death.) And no, I do not have Madeleine McCann. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 A long long time ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Community service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I love that smilie. :smt045 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pip87 Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 One caution - i'm a pretty good girl really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 One caution - i'm a pretty good girl really. Yeah right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 It's a shame Maverick doesn't post anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 D!cko, whats your avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 4 October, 2008 Share Posted 4 October, 2008 Suspended sentence and maybe some community work. They don't hand out loads of years behind bars in the Netherlands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 4 October, 2008 Share Posted 4 October, 2008 D!cko, whats your avatar? It's the legendary Jim Bergerac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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