Hatch Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital — with a potato stuck in his bottom. The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. ------------- Made me LOL on the tube this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 lolz! He expects people to believe the "fell backwards" story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 lolz! He expects people to believe the "fell backwards" story? Falls apart when he says he was naked hanging curtains. So, Reverend, you were naked with no curtains up before you hung the curtains right??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 I thought this thread was going to be about Tuesday's North London derby at first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 i thought this was going to be about Hatch sleeping with Vinnie Samways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint francis Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: “Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents. “But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way.” .......and then report it to the local rag presumably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Did peels of laughter ring out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Surprised no one's chipped away at any jokes yet, especially with it being fry-day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Hang on whilst I take my jacket off...... It's roasting in here...... Nearly with you, just mashing some tea..... So - who's going to start the spud jokes then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Hang on whilst I take my jacket off...... It's roasting in here...... Nearly with you, just mashing some tea..... So - who's going to start the spud jokes then? Tottenham Hotspurs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 31 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Nurse - 'where is this potato then' Vicar - 'here, up m'aris' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 He had 'unnatural DESIREEs' didn't he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 I don't want to comment on this, it's turning into a bit of a religious hot potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 The doc said " I estimate that it may take a while to remove it". Vic said "Just get on with it Wilja" That Charlotte for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 I hope the reverend's got it SAUTED now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Some of these jokes are (pomme de) terr'e ible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 What do you expect? It is a (French) Friday after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 31 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 31 October, 2008 you lot don't half waffle on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 King Edward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 31 October, 2008 Share Posted 31 October, 2008 Hmmmmm, very similar story to the one which did the rounds about a certain local newscaster some years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted 1 November, 2008 Share Posted 1 November, 2008 The electric potato incident? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 1 November, 2008 Share Posted 1 November, 2008 I know a guy who used to work in A and E, had a similar story, except some bloke claimed he fell down a flight of stairs naked and landed on a lamp. I'll leave you to guess what was inserted where. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 1 November, 2008 Share Posted 1 November, 2008 Didn't something similar happen to the guy who the MP for Eastleigh, many years ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 1 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 1 November, 2008 Didn't something similar happen to the guy who the MP for Eastleigh, many years ago? Milligan. An orange, tights, gimp mask etc.. I voted for him:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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